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Bang! Lyrics by Avenue D

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[Verse 1]
Hey, today we're gonna learn something neat-o
It's how to make a Bang-alore torpedo
First, we'll need some sections of pipe
Fill them with sticks of dynamite!
Clip the fuse into a detonator
Make sure the fuse is long, so it won't blow up 'til later
Slide the blasting cap into the TNT
Light the fuse, run fast, and wait to see it go

[Chorus]
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang

[Verse 2]
Girl, you know we oughta take it from Lysistrata
Boycott his cock 'til we get what we want
Won't drop my pants, if they keep droppin' bombs
Not even if he's got a twelve-inch dong
Tell him, "Don't show up to war, just play hookie
If you choose to fight, you won't get any nookie"
And if you're gay, that's okay
The Army doesn't want you anyway!
Ready his weapon, and pull away
Make them pay for every day they throw our money away
On nuking children, babies cry
War's pretty funny until you die
Tell your mom not to give in to Dad
This isn't electro, it isn't a fad
Baby, I'll give you a piece
When there's peace in the Middle East, then we'll

[Chorus]
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang

[Verse 3]
Nobody voted when it was vital
But you made sure to vote for American Idol
Will somebody please explain to me
How if we kill someone we're really setting them free?
Dic-tators, sick haters
Tough guys come on, settle this one-on-one
My dick's bigger, that you'll see
By the size of my artillery
I spy, with my little eye
Money! Greed! Power! Lies!
You ask yourself, where does it end?"
Avenue D for president!
The special forces that we'd endorse is
The undercover agent lover
Whose only mission would be huggin' and kissin'
Vote Avenue D, we'll make sure there won't be no more

[Chorus]
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang

[Bridge]
G.I. Joe, you're a G.I. hoe, baby
G.I. know you're just a G.I. hoe
You're a G.I. hoe, a G.I. hoe
G.I. G.I. G.I. hoe!

[Breakdown]
And the rockets' red glare
The bombs bursting in air went

[Chorus]
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang

[Verse 3]
Shell shock, show me your cock
You got smallpox, make my body rock
Gimme anthrax, stick it in my ass
If we get nuked, fuck me while you puke!
I will not play a tug-of-war, I'd rather play a hug-of-war
Where everyone hugs instead of tugs
Everyone giggles and rolls on the rug
Everyone kisses, everyone grins, everyone's happy and we all

[Chorus]
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang
Bang, bang, bang bang bang

[Outro]
Red alert!
Red alert!
Red alert!
Red alert!
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About “Bang!” by Avenue D

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"Bang!" appears on "Bootleg".

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