[Intro]
(Cough, cough) I-I do voices
[Verse 1]
Yeah, they're spreading, they're spreading, they're spreading, they're spreading, fake news about me
Listen closely people
I've been doing numbers like no one before me
Trying to get off Twitter is a struggle for me
Don't you turn on CNN they're lying 'bout me
I'm the badass Kim Jong-un is trying to be (Yeah)
It felt so good when I fired Comey
You should hear the bull he was talking 'bout me
Look, there are no others that out-win me
I'm like really smart, I do things quickly
[Pre-Chorus]
Trump's plan (x2)
[Refrain]
I'mma build that frickin' wall (Yeah way)
Guess who's paying Mexico? (Yeah way)
Gonna be 50 feet tall (So tall)
Boy, my daughters H.O.T. (So hot)
I would date her if not me (So true)
Yes, I said that on TV (That I did)
But still, Fake news
There's a lot of fake news that they're spreading, they're spreading, they're spreading, they're spreading, they're spreading, 'bout me
Specifically Don Lemon, what a loser
Listen, fake news
There's a lot of fake news that they're spreading, and spreading, and spreading
They're spreading it 'bout me people
So much fake news (x2)
[Verse 2]
They say my hands are tiny, I tell them they are lying
I open up big jars, and I do it very finely
Jelly jam, on my PB spread it widely
Ain't no can, that I cannot open, try me
And they know me
Yeah, gonna be the first to have a term three (True)
Doing yuge things, that is so me
Tell those shithole countries, they can blow me (Blow me)
[Pre-Chorus]
Trump's plan (x2)
[Refrain 2]
I can do this on my own (Yeah way)
Change the world with just my phone (Yeah way)
I don't need to leave my room (No way)
Boy, my daughters H.O.T. (So hot)
I would date her if not me (So true)
Yes, I said that on TV (That I did)
But still, well, fake news
There's a lot of fake news that they're spreading, and spreading, and spreading
They're spreading it about me people
They're spreading it, so much spreading going on
Listen, fake news
There's a lot of fake news that they're spreading, and spreading, they're spreading, and spreading, and spreading 'bout me
Absolutely ridiculous
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah)
(Hey, Mr. Trump, there's an audio message waiting for you. Should we, uh , open it up, for you?)
(Yes, please do. It's most likely Mexico calling to talk about the wall, press play)
(Uh)
Look, Barack Obama back
I'ma kill the track, Donald wack
That's a fact, need a smack
He a cat, I'm a dog
I'm a boss, and people rock when I go off
On the beat boy, pop like I blow up
I'm a G they were shocked
When I left got Michelle on my chest
While I write out this verse (Uh!) (Woo!)
Look, (Woo!)
Donald needa take a seat (Uh)
He ain't never gonna see, (Uh)
He ain't gonna damage me, (Nope)
I'm a better rapper, see
Look, I'm Barack and I had a vision
Took my hopes and my dreams
Brought 'em to fruition
Everybody a dreamer, so give a listen
Donald Trump is a chump
He won't ever fit in
I'm Obama, no drama
But I get respect, (Woo!)
Up all night, but I'm no beck
Bumpin' the whole Discotech
Using this drizzy to vent
Now it's a big ol' event (Whew)
America already great (Great)
I'm a beast no debate (No debate)
Boy, ain't never took a break (Nope)
Trump will give a hateful eight
Years
(This is unacceptable, very tacky, very reckless, turn this off now)
(Uhh I'm trying sir i-i-it's jammed or something)
(What do you mean jammed, are you kidding me? That's it you're fired) (Listen) (Listen)
(Aww man)
I got two daughters and a bad wife
I got three dogs, they don't bite
But they be taking pisses on the carpet (Uh)
Specifically Bo
Shoutout to Joe (Yeah)
For cleanin' the floor (Yeah)
Back in the day when I was 44
Runnin' the show
But now I'm just kickin' it back with the fam (Woo!)
Michelle cookin' lamb (Woo!)
And I be thinkin' 'bout startin' a band (Woo!)
Stack up my bands (Woo!)
I will be sellin' the show for the fans (Woo!)
At the weekend (Woo!)
Eight years ago we all say "Yo we can" (Woo!)
"Ay, yo we can" (Woo!)
(Look, look)
I don't got no time for bullshit
I will sell out shows like Freaknik
Obama be sick
Boy I kid, I kid, I kid
Like I'm Kel & Kenan
But I spit, I spit, I spit
Boy my mop be cleanin' (Woo!)
Big Boss I'm a Snake (Snake)
Metal Gear up in a safe (Safe)
Gold Rolley in the case (Case)
I'm a winner no debate (Nope)
Barack Obama won the race (Yeah)
I beat Johnny in '08 (Yeah)
If it came to me and Donny
That would be a big mistake (Woo!)
