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Blobfish Lyrics by B1G $WAG

The Big Banger Theory

2020

[Intro]
Just tryna be wholesome
Wholesome 100
Ignore the gunshots, I'm trying to be wholesome guys
Nah sike I got a machete
[Hook]
Yuh, stab a bitch like Imma blobfish (stab stab)
We psycho 100 cause we mobbin' (gang)
Always prepped got the shank in the closet (strapped)
Stab ya in the chest, shank deposit (ayyy)
[Verse 1]
DNA test came back I’m positive for quirky
Heard the doctor wrong, he was talking 'bout herpes (oh?)
Dudes really be fetishizing girls from japan (couldn't be me)
You can’t read hungry caterpillar? You a grown-ass man
No minivan got a comically small car
It's not a legal vehicle but deez nuts are (OOOOOOH)
Not just mobbin', I’m blobbin', remember when people be bloggin?
Never forget my log in, jumbo size noggin
I’m a champ I’m pogging, (poggers) girl gamer? Impossible (lamer)
Say these jordans look fake? (as fuuuuck) Might be plausible (sheesh)
If anyone catcalled me, self-confidence would skyrocket (pyoosh)
Obviously a problem for women, yo sexists? stop it (got eem)
[Hook]
Yuh, stab a bitch like Imma blobfish (stab stab)
We psycho 100 cause we mobbin' (gang)
Always prepped got the shank in the closet (strapped)
Stab ya in the chest, shank deposit (ayyy)
[Verse 2]
Can I make a PSA, stand on the soapbox? (no)
Blobfish don’t got the funny face not wholesome (whaaat)
They live deep in the water outta the shore they get compressed (uh oh)
Jokin about a corpse's funny face, kinda messed (wow)
Hey funny fish (blobby), someone offended me
Officer, he definitely didn’t murder he was defending me
Don’t be my enemy, or I will stab you endlessly
It’s cutting edge technology, go stab relentlessly
It was just a one-time thing, not a battle tendency (ooooh)
If you comment something sus you a friend to me (that’s funny)
Woman who like food? That’s nice that’s your whole identity (original)
Pull up nude, clothes overpriced, look respectfully (balls)
Only thing I learned from chemistry was how to make some ecstasy (drugs)
Even though we wholesome, violence the answer for everything
How’s a blobfish alive on land, why he got weaponry (knife)
Sorry you gotta be impaled, was commanded by the entity (blobfish)
[Hook]
Yuh, stab a bitch like Imma blobfish (stab stab)
We psycho 100 cause we mobbin' (gang)
Always prepped got the shank in the closet (strapped)
Stab ya in the chest, shank deposit (ayyy)
[Outro]
Ayyyy can we represent blobfish correctly, please
Pretty please
Also, imagine- imagine the gawk-gawk the blobfish could give you (bruh)
Credits
B1G $WAG

B1G $WAG

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