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Middle Urinal Business Lyrics by Baby Dave

Different Gravy

2023

[Chorus]
Yeah, what? What is this?
Middle urinal business
Yeah, what? What is this?
Middle urinal business
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
[Verse 1]
Like a knight into Camelot he rolled into town
Knowing all too well what was gonna go down
People came from far and wide
They fell to his feet, they laughed, they cried
[Pre-Chorus]
How he does it is a mystery
Whistling a tune, adding insult to injury
Straight past the soft boys quеuing for the cubicle
Straight to the point, straight to thе middle urinal
[Chorus]
Yeah, what? What is this
Middle urinal business?
Yeah, what? What is this
Middle urinal business?
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
[Interlude]
Mate, I pee wherever I want, whenever I want, in front of whoever I want. What the fuck, I'm gonna pee right now, watch this. Here, in front of whoever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want. What's up dog!
[Verse 2]
He's not a typical geezer, he's a mythical creature
He's a spiritual leader, a very big fish
Part man, part golden retriever
Pissing up the wall, picking up a call
[Pre-Chorus]
How he does it is a mystery
Whistling a tune, adding insult to injury
Past the weak boys queuing for the cubicle
Straight to the point, straight to the middle urinal
[Chorus]
Yeah, what? What is this
Middle urinal business?
Yeah, what? What is this
Middle urinal business?
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
[Verse 3]
So there I was, facing the corner
Counting back from ten, imagining flowing water
Then in he burst, unbelievable swagger
No fucks given, when relieving his bladder
[Instrumental Outro]
Credits
Baby Dave

Baby Dave

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