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BK Has A New King Lyrics by B.A.Johnston

Shit Sucks

2015

Empire is crumbling, Darth needs work
BK is hiring night managers
Darth brings his resume in, he uses the Force
He is a shoe in, he can't be ignored
BK has got a new king now
Darth Vader
He will teach those teenagers how
To cook a Whopper Junior
BK has got a new king now
Jar Jar Binks comes in on Whopper Wednesday
And then he disappears
Next thing you know, a couple weeks later
A special on the Big Fish sandwich appears
BK has got a new king now
Darth Vader
He will teach those teenagers how
To cook a Whopper Junior
BK has got a new king now
Lukе comes in whining "I want breakfast"
But it is ten thirty-three
Darth starеs at him and says "You want a Whopper"
Luke says "Don't try that Jedi stuff with me"
BK has got a new king now
Darth Vader
He will teach those teenagers how
To cook a Whopper Junior
BK has got a new king now
Teenagers come in and order water
Fill their water cups with soda pop
Darth feels a disturbance in the Force
Next thing the teenagers know, their breath gets cut off
BK has got a new king now
Darth Vader
He will teach those teenagers how
To respect the self-serve pop machine
BK has got a new king now
Janice calls in sick for her shift
Darth Vader is super suspicious
She's partying down at the kegger
Next thing she know, Boba Fett shows up to get her
BK has got a new king now
Darth Vader
He will teach those teenagers how
To cook a Whopper Junior
BK has got a new king now
Oh oh oh
BK has got a Sith lord now
Credits
B.A.Johnston

B.A.Johnston

About “BK Has A New King” by B.A.Johnston

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"BK Has A New King" appears on "Shit Sucks" in 2015.

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