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Chud Love Lyrics by B.A.Johnston

Call Me When Old and Fat Is The New Young and Sexy

2006

You ready?
C.H.U.D., why are you biting everything that you see?
So mean and green on my, my TV screen
Just like the big wheel of the same name
They called it the Green Machine
Why do you bite people C.H.U.D.?
Because you're like me, so lonely?
And our ship will come in C.H.U.D
Just you wait and see
For it I've been praying day and nightly
Even though your glowing eyes are filled with radioactivity
I don't have such an excuse why the girls don't like me
And Daniel Stern, Daniel Stern
Please stop these C.H.U.D.s
But if you do you stop their chance for C.H.U.D. love
And it's not their fault
They didn't ask the US government for toxic waste on them
Just like I didn't ask baby Jesus to be so repulsive to women
And our ship will come in C.H.U.D
Just you wait and see
For it I've been praying day and nightly
Even though your glowing eyes are filled with radioactivity
I don't have such an excuse why the girls don't like me
And John Goodman shows up in C.H.U.D.'s last scene
The radioactive hobos kill him as the credits roll up the screen
And so my hope for love dies like John Goodman in the last scene
And my hope for love dies like John Goodman in the last scene
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B.A.Johnston

B.A.Johnston

About “Chud Love” by B.A.Johnston

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"Chud Love" appears on "Call Me When Old and Fat Is The New Young and Sexy" in 2006.

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