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I Ain’t Helping You Move Lyrics by B.A.Johnston

Argos Suck

2023

[Verse]
My back it aches
I can still taste the toothpaste
And honestly I have just gotten out of bed
And the reason I have not texted you back
Is the thought of moving your record collection up three flights of stairs makes me wish I was dead
[Chorus]
Buddy I ain't helping ya
Buddy I ain't helping ya
Buddy I ain't helping ya mo-o-ove
I'm thinking up any excu-u-use
To avoid getting in a U-Haul with you-u-u
Buddy I ain't helping ya move
[Verse]
You can promise me all the pizza
But it's probably just a Hot n Ready Little Caesars
Cuz I been here before in 2004
You promised me a ton of pizza buddy
I only got one slice and I wantеd more!
[Chorus]
Buddy I ain't helping ya
Buddy I ain't helping ya
Buddy I ain't hеlping ya mo-o-ove
I'm thinking up any excu-u-use
To avoid getting in a U-Haul with you-u-u
Buddy I ain't helping ya move
I am lazy I am weak
Saturdays only come one day a week
I could be watching the Ticats on CFL
Instead of moving your ottoman in a pizza-less hell
[Chorus]
Buddy I ain't helping ya
Buddy I ain't helping ya
Buddy I ain't helping ya mo-o-ove
I'm thinking up any excu-u-use
I forgot I was sick and my cat is missing
Gotta run my moms down to her curling
Buddy I ain't helping ya move
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B.A.Johnston

B.A.Johnston

About “I Ain’t Helping You Move” by B.A.Johnston

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"I Ain’t Helping You Move" appears on "Argos Suck" in 2023.

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