Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

I Don’t Use Self Service Machines Lyrics by B.A.Johnston

The Skid Is Hot Tonight

2019

Waiting in the line at McRonnie's
To order quarter pounders
They only got one cashier
So the line moves slow like Service Ontario
The manager sits by the self-service kiosk
That they have set up
He says "can I teach you to use it?"
I say "buddy, you can take a walk"
Don't use no self-service machines
Cuz you don't pay me
Don't use no self-service machines
Cuz you don't pay me
You don't pay me
Go to Sobey's to gеt a deal on butter
I say margarine nеver
The lineup is as long as when I saw E.T. with my father
They want me to use the self-service checkouts
They say it is faster
It wouldn't be faster if they had more than two cashiers working the checkout
Don't use no self-service machines
Cuz you don't pay me
Don't use no self-service machines
Cuz you don't pay me
You don't pay me
And when the machines go Skynet
And they try and take over Canada
They kill the McDonald's manager
I scream out
"I will avenge you!"
I fight the robots
In a post-apocalyptic hellscape
But at least I don't have to scan my own groceries
As I kill a self-service robot
Don't use no self-service machines
Cuz you don't pay me
Don't use no self-service machines
Cuz you don't pay me
Don't use no self-service machines
Cuz you don't pay me
Don't use no self-service machines
Cuz you don't pay me
You don't pay me
Credits
B.A.Johnston

B.A.Johnston

About “I Don’t Use Self Service Machines” by B.A.Johnston

Read the complete lyrics to "I Don’t Use Self Service Machines" by B.A.Johnston from the album "The Skid Is Hot Tonight" in 2019. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop, Comedy, Acoustic.

"I Don’t Use Self Service Machines" is performed by B.A.Johnston. from the album "The Skid Is Hot Tonight" in 2019 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "I Don’t Use Self Service Machines", explore more songs by B.A.Johnston using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for B.A.Johnston · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"I Don’t Use Self Service Machines" is credited to B.A.Johnston. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"I Don’t Use Self Service Machines" appears on "The Skid Is Hot Tonight" in 2019.

Visit the B.A.Johnston artist page at /artist/bajohnston for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.