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Retro Hell Lyrics by B.A.Johnston

Thank You For Being A Friend

2010

They're dry humping to My Sharona
They're making out to Do The Jitterbug
And as sure as my Angel she's the centerfold
I wish it was 2 A.M

The bar's got no first aid kit
The bar has got no band-aids
And since it's my job to pick up broken bottles and glass
Soon my blood is everywhere

Oh it's Wednesday night
God curse you retro night
Please kill me
Bus boy on retro night
Please kill me
Bus boy on retro night

I don't remember when Sublime became retro
And then oh it hits mе
Oh, I am so old

Too old to have a job with "boy" in the title
But thеre ain't no bus man
So bus boy is what I am

Oh it's Wednesday night
God curse you retro night
Please kill me
Bus boy on retro night
Please kill me
Bus boy on retro night

About “Retro Hell” by B.A.Johnston

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"Retro Hell" appears on "Thank You For Being A Friend" in 2010.

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