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Showcase Showdown Lyrics by B.A.Johnston

Hi Dudes!

2012

Crack my eyes 10:55
Just in time for The Price Is Right
Got a bowl of Alpha-Bits
And I'm not wearing any pants

We've all got rituals
Mine involve breakfast cereals
And game shows that start at the crack
Of early afternoon

Showcase showdown abounds
Fat woman spins the wheel, yo
She falls down
Oh, I love you Price Is Right

Plinko's all that I know
And the couch is the only place I wanna roam
Oh, I love you Price Is Right

And the women lean in for a kiss
From Bob Barker's wrinkled lips
Must feel like kissing a male
Estelle Getty

I don't think Drew Carey he's getting
That kind of action
I think Bob might have had him spayеd
And/or neutered

Showcasе showdown abounds
Fat woman spins the wheel, yo
She falls down
Oh, I love you Price Is Right

When Plinko's all that you know
And the couch is the only place you wanna roam
Oh, I want to kiss you Price Is Right

Will the guy from Mexico know how much a snowmobile costs?
What will that drunk frat boy do with his living room set?
Why is there so much talk about turtle wax?
It looks like the Barker Beauties have been dipped in turtle wax

Showcase showdown abounds
Fat woman spins the wheel, yo
She falls down
Oh, I love you Price Is Right

Plinko's all that I know
And the couch is the only place I wanna roam
Oh, I love you Price Is Right

Oh, I love you Price Is Right

About “Showcase Showdown” by B.A.Johnston

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"Showcase Showdown" appears on "Hi Dudes!" in 2012.

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