Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

Mr KayeK’s MeatPie Nightmare Lyrics by MediExcalibur2012

2022

I woke up late this morning
Waken by my third leg snoring
My stomach's issuing a warning
(Where's my bloody food?)
Told it to stop being a bitch
I threw my shoe right at the switch
Time to eat something that's rich
But what I saw changed my mood
I had a stash of meat pies here ready to be devoured
I eat meat pies like pussy, now they're hiding like a coward
None in the cupboard, (Gah!) none in my place
So I jumped out the window with full embrace
To the shops I go, treating this like a race
But near my facе I see
No fucking meat pies!
Guh! Wherе are my peat pies?
Gah! Where the hell are they hiding?
I ain't leaving without my pies
Get to work, the pies you'll bring
Guh! Where are my peat pies?
You dare think I am dumb?
(Sir, the only box that has them has nothing but a bunch of crumbs)
I burned down the shops 'cause you're useless to me
Anger building up inside as I put the fires out with my pee
I know where my pies are, I was blind, now I see
That stingy dickhead Morrison took all my meat pies to Hawaii
So I found where he was and I kicked him in the nuts
Then this cop said to stop it so I kicked him in the nuts
Then I found this small puppy and I...
Played fetch with it
Come here, boy! Come on! Get the stick! Get the stick! Go fetch!
Good boy! That's a good boy!
Then sometime later, I'll kick everyone in the nuts
Anzac Bridge -- in the nuts
Opera House -- in the nuts
That annoying Karen at the shops
Kicked her right in the nuts
Big Banana -- in the nuts
And the Queen -- in the nuts
But I accidentally killed her so now I rule the world
That's right, you wankers!
It says so in the Australian rule book:
"Thou who kicks the Queen in the nuts and kills her
Is now the ruler of the world"
So you're all my bitches
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
As I strut down the hall with a shine in my eye
I see bodies laying down with squashed nuts inside
With the power of the world in the palm of my hand
I'm gonna use it to blow up this entire land
That's right, you assholes!
All I wanted was a meat pie, and you all failed me
Now you'll suffer the wrath of a man without a meat pie!
Activate the big red rockets!
Guh! You lost my meat pies
Gah! You make me hurl
Guh! Now sit back as I blow up the entire world!
Guh! Blow up the galaxy
Gah! Blow up the universe
Guh! I got no meat pies so you're about to get something worse
Heh heh
Wait a minute
Oh, I had my meat pies in my jacket pocket this entire time. How silly of me. There we are
What you lookin' at? The song's over! Fuck off!
Credits
MediExcalibur2012

MediExcalibur2012

About “Mr KayeK’s MeatPie Nightmare” by MediExcalibur2012

Read the complete lyrics to "Mr KayeK’s MeatPie Nightmare" by MediExcalibur2012 in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"Mr KayeK’s MeatPie Nightmare" is performed by MediExcalibur2012. in 2022 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Mr KayeK’s MeatPie Nightmare", explore more songs by MediExcalibur2012 using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for MediExcalibur2012 · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"Mr KayeK’s MeatPie Nightmare" is credited to MediExcalibur2012. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

Album information for "Mr KayeK’s MeatPie Nightmare" is not available in our database yet. You can still read the full lyrics on this page.

Visit the MediExcalibur2012 artist page at /artist/mediexcalibur2012 for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.