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[Intro]
Greetings, Baoble
Let's take a journey
[Verse 1]
I know a place
Where the blueberries are bigger
Warm, wet, and wild
There must be somethin' in the water
Sippin' blubber juice
Crushing underneath my caboose (Yer done)
The boys break their necks
Tryna creep a little sneak peek (Fat ass)
[Pre-Chorus]
You could swallow the world
But nothing comes close to the Baoble bloat
Once you inflate my butt
You'll be farting with lust
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Chorus]
Baolifornia girls, we're so inflatable
Diabetes, dented on top
Stretched-mark skin, so hot we'll melt your monitor
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Baolifornia girls, we're so unsinkable
Sonar pings, hey where's the doorknob
Baoble represent, now put your hands up
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Verse 2]
Roll on the beach
We don't mind sand in our belly bulge
We eat till I queef *car honks*
Christian singles on the stereo, oh, oh
[Pre-Chorus]
You could ligma the world
But nothing comes close to my big folds
Once you dine in with us
You'll be growing a chub
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Chorus]
Baolifornia girls, we're so insatiable
Heart disease, baokinis popped off
Triple-chin so hot, we'll slorp your glorbsicle
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Baolifornia girls, we're so immovable
14 forklifts, barely an inch
Big mac represent, now put your hands up
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Verse 3 - Breakdown]
Big, round, blue, and ready
Turn it up 'cause I'm gettin' heavy
Wild, wide, can't be towed
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones, I mean like she's the ton
Feed her, breed her, squeeze her buns
She blocks the sun
She fills the streets, a whale's been beached
I'm obese
Need to feast at the buffet, now I'm at Chick-fil-A
Numi's peach in Plum Springs
Dinnertime is everything
Homeboys eatin' out
All my rolls, spillin' out
Blueberries, strawberries, and kiwis
Baoberries, Burger King, Dairy Queenie
Wendy's, my lady (Yeah)
Whatsa matter, baby (Uh-huh)
I'm inside of ya
'Cause you have to stay at Baolifornia
[Chorus]
Baloifornia girls, we're just so breedable
Plap plap plap, get pregnant by cock
Blood pressure so hot, we'll clog your ventricle
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Baolifornia girls, we'll crush your toilet bowl
Thunder thighs, we'll cause aftershocks
Richter 6.9
Now pull your pants down
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Outro]
Baolifornia
Baolifornia girls
Baolifornia
Baolifornia Girls
Meow meow meow meow
Credits
Bao The Whale

Bao The Whale

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