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Don’t Put Your Finger up Your Nose Lyrics by Barry Louis Polisar

Naughty Songs for Boys and Girls

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Don't put your finger up your nose
'Cause your nose knows that's not the place it goes
You can sniffle, you can sneeze
But I'm asking you--please--
Don't put your finger up your nose
Don't stick your finger in your ear
'Cause then your ear will find it hard to hear
You can thump and you can tug it
But please don't plug it--
Don't stick your finger in your ear
Don't put your finger in your eye
That's not a thing I think you oughta try
You can blink it, you can wink it
But I don't think it
Would be good to put your finger in your eye
And don't stick your finger down your throat
'Cause that will just make you start to choke
Then up will come your dinner
And you'll start to look much thinner
So don't stick your finger down your throat
Don't put your finger up your nose
'Cause your nose knows that's not the place it goes
You can sniffle, you can sneeze
But I'm asking you--please--
Don't put your finger up your nose
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Barry Louis Polisar

Barry Louis Polisar

About “Don’t Put Your Finger up Your Nose” by Barry Louis Polisar

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"Don’t Put Your Finger up Your Nose" appears on "Naughty Songs for Boys and Girls".

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