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All That Matters Parody Lyrics by Bart Baker

Greatest Hits 2014

2013

[Justin] Oh oh, this whole year I've been stoned off my ass
So bad that I grew this ratstache, it makes me look manly
[Girl] No it actually, makes you look sleazy
[Justin] Oh oh, whenever I'm wearing this boy dress
It feels like I'm missing my penis, yeah
And my shirt's so oversized
It makes me look like a twelve year old girl, oh yeah yeah
[Justin] You think I'm spoiled
A self absorbed privileged brat
You hit me right on the head
Who in the hell just threw that?
I'm pissing in this bucket to make the working man cry
If you are not rich you should die
[Justin] I'm all that matters to me, yeah yeah
Don't care about nobody else
I'm in love with myself
I am pure conceit
Stop throwing bottles at me
Ow ow, throw another one and I will scream
Fine I'm leaving this scene
I won't use my feet, these black guys will walk for me
[Justin] Check out this pic. Don't I look so fine?
Here's me and Will Smith. God I'm so tight
[Girl] Will you please stop forcing me to, look at your dumb pics
I cannot take it
[Justin] oh oh,I wrote in Anne Frank's ledger
Thought she would have been a Belieber
[Anne] You are worse than a Nazi
I would never Belieb in you, you douche!
[Justin] I do graffiti, speed in my Ferrari
I even spit on my fans, if they get too close to me
I'm so cool that some creep got surgery to look like me
But the surgeon failed terribly
I just went thru puberty, yeah yeah
That's why I'm acting sexual
In which hole does my penis go?
[Girl] That's it! I'm leaving!
[Justin] Nobody walks out on me
You bitch, black guys come carry me away
I want sex and I will pay
Let's go on vacay
Brazil is calling my name
Credits
Bart Baker

Bart Baker

About “All That Matters Parody” by Bart Baker

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"All That Matters Parody" appears on "Greatest Hits 2014" in 2013.

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