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Laced Curtains Lyrics by Based APL

Mixtape 1

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[Intro]
So it's come to my attention that some people think
I'm not truly freestyling
When I say I'm freestyling
So how bout we freestyle on a track with video
And then you can see what I'm talking about

[Verse 1]
This one goes out to all the mutha fuckin hatas
Who think I'm writing my thoughts down on pen and paper
I would tell you ahead of time
I wouldn't play you kid
How bout you peep this rhyme

[Verse 2]
I was walking down the street and I saw your mother Patrice
She was wearing a green dress
She had crooked teeth
I walked into the house
I walked into the house
I saw you on the couch
I waved you goodbye
As me and your mother walked up inside
Of her bedroom
She had the laced curtains
I love the laced curtains
I love the laced curtains
That she had on her bed

[Verse 3]
We started doing the, friggidy diggidy
You heard the noise from downstairs in your basery
You heard the bams, and the slaps, and the little "ohh-ahh"
That I did to your mom that day
That you saw the fuckin crime that I commited on your mother
It was mutual
You can agree
That your mother is now my bitch
So that makes me your daddy
Scratch that itch
Scratch that itch, son
That itch in the back of your head
That's the itch that said "I just fucking rocked you dead."
I fucking owned your soul
I fucking owned you dead
You best move out
Boarding school for you, Chet
Yeah, your name is Chet
I don't even understand, how could your name be Chet?
That's like from the Hardy Boys or something
The Hardly Boys, remember those books?
There was a character named Chet, who was kinda fat, ate all the time
You remind me of Chet

[Outro]
So I hope that clears up any of this
This is freestyle, top of ya head
I'm not, cuz I ain't ever done (incoherent)
It's just off top of my head, you can't tell
I mean, God, wasn't even that good of a freestyle, at all
But I just owned your mom, and I'm your daddy
So I'm gonna go
But I like this beat a lot so I just wanna listen to it for a second more
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Based APL

Based APL

About “Laced Curtains” by Based APL

Read the complete lyrics to "Laced Curtains" by Based APL from the album "Mixtape 1". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Laced Curtains" appears on "Mixtape 1".

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