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If My Phallus Was Erect I Could Suck It Right Now Lyrics by Based Iggy

Rat Shit Elementary

2022

[Verse 1]
Daddy raised a player but he never raised me right
Found a rubber in his cupboard and damn near saw the light
Told him take this Glock and he went down without a fight
If I see his compadres just know it's on sight
Daddy raised a fuck-
Me and my cabrons, yeah we cruisin' down the calle
I pull out the nine and say it's my way or the highway
The right-wing stays fucking me like I'm a boy toy
My barista asks me what want in it and I say soy
[Verse 2]
One more time, open your mouth
Two times I told you, leave my house
Three-legged bitch, I came on her blouse
Four-eyed whitеy yeah I fucked trout
Call her a dog? Shе feast on me
Eat my kibble least you do for me
Nasty cunt got yeast in her
My scratch post makes her kitty purr
[Interlude]
Yeah I fuck her up, beat that pussy, beat that pussy
Uh uh uh make that pussy squirt
[Verse 3]
Bang your fucking heads against the walls if you love this shit
Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit
Get down on the floor if you love Rat Shit
Put your glasses in the air, throw them glasses in the air
Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit, Rat Shit
Wave your hands, wave your hands, wave yo hands, wave yo hands
[Outro]
Okay so you guys aren't going to believe me, but when the barista asked me what I wanted in my coffee, I said soy milk, yeah, I'm feeling a little bit naughty
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Based Iggy

Based Iggy

About “If My Phallus Was Erect I Could Suck It Right Now” by Based Iggy

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