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Stanley Lyrics by BATTTS

BATTYI

2019

[Verse]
I am Stanley the mistake guy
In front of me, a black screen of die
I made a mistake I should have never
I thought that I was being clever
But instead I decided to pull the lever
And summoned an ugly woman named Heather
She reported me to the narrator, BATTTS
So I filled her up with many fats
Instantaneously she had exploded
An explosion of which I had coded
I am Stanley, the coolest program man
I made the AI who created the song Stan
Back on track, I was in front of a bloody mess
And my amount of luck couldn't be any less
Bat came in and banned me from code
So I began going into anger guy mode
I threw a knife at Bat to show my fury
He destroyed it with an explosion harpoon
Soon I was standing in front of a jury
A jury who loved a very cool tune
It was Pee Pee Poo Poo
I played it, and then ate a big shoe
The jury exploded and I ran away
Only to be caught the next day
Bat captured me, and gave me a beating
And then the black screen I soon with had a meeting
I gave the best attempt at stopping it I had
But it only made it more and more bad
Colour left the screen, my world would soon end
Hopefully one day, my screen will mend

[Outro]
Stanley was never seen again after that day
He is expected to have disappeared with the black screen
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BATTTS

BATTTS

About “Stanley” by BATTTS

Read the complete lyrics to "Stanley" by BATTTS from the album "BATTYI" in 2019. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Stanley" is credited to BATTTS. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Stanley" appears on "BATTYI" in 2019.

Visit the BATTTS artist page at /artist/battts for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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