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At Least I’m not a Toucher Lyrics by Be like Max

2019

Probably
I should read more now
That I’m thirty
Try and act like an adult sometimes
But I sleep too late
Cause it’s hard to get out of bed these days

I hardly do
Charity work
I’ve never gone vegan
I’m sometimes a jerk
My lady gets pissed
When I drink and drive
I’m no role model, but at least

I’m not like Cosby
What a piece of fucking shit
He honestly
Should be ass raped while in prison
So he no longer sticks his dick in
Some passed out chick in bed

I’ve got some hemorrhoids cause I eat like shit
Broken some windows when I’ve gotten pissed
Sometimes I’m told
I argue too much
Well fuck it I’m stubborn and you fucking suck

I’ve no idea
What my future holds
My plans are a blur
My bands getting old
I’ve got no career
I’ve got no degree
I’m losing my mind but at least

I’m not like Weinstein
What a sick fucking asshole using
His position of power and money
Holding over the heads
Of vulnerable girls too weak to fight him back

I’m certain
Going on behind those curtains
Is a man of power lurking
And it makes me sad cause I don’t understand
Some people
Have to be so fucking worthless
Like they just can’t fight these urges
And they don’t know what respect is
At least I’m not like them
Not like them
Not like them
At least I’m not like them

About “At Least I’m not a Toucher” by Be like Max

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