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What Can You Get A Nudist For Her Birthday? Lyrics by Bea Arthur

On Broadway: Just Between Friends [Live]

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Can I ask you a question? (yes)
A question? (yes)
A question? (yes)
It's something I can't figure out
I hope you won't say "no" (no)
It's all about my sister (what?)
My sister (who?)
My sister (oh)
She's joined a nudist colony
So what I want to know (yes)
What can you get a nudist for her birthday?
What kind of birthday present can you buy?
Tell me, on the level, can I send her a muff?
Now I know it's true they wear a smile, but that can't be enough
What can you get a nudist for a present?
The things I used to give her would be wrong
I'd send a check, but dash it
How could she go out and cash it?
What can you get a nudist when her birthday comes along?
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Bea Arthur

Bea Arthur

About “What Can You Get A Nudist For Her Birthday?” by Bea Arthur

Read the complete lyrics to "What Can You Get A Nudist For Her Birthday?" by Bea Arthur from the album "On Broadway: Just Between Friends [Live]". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"What Can You Get A Nudist For Her Birthday?" appears on "On Broadway: Just Between Friends [Live]".

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