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​beard eats the internet!!! Lyrics by ​beardy

SATELLITE etc

2020

I get the bag in advance
Bouncin around i look dumb when i dance
He feelin on me and i'm lovin his hands
Hands hands hands
They wanna see cartwheels and handstands
Roll outta bed and i get a check
2020 is big plans
Beardy boy eatin the internet, netnet

Ate the internet then i got sick
22 but i feel like a kid
This music shit, im glad i didn't quit
Needed some therapy and maybe some dick
Wait! all of my shooters are twinks!
Puppy nose i can smell what you think!
On my own how much can i take?
How can i flex negatives in the bank?
I had to hack every hater's IP
Cumslut, really need an IV
I got a whip and i feel like IVY
Don't touch me like poison IVY
Keep my homies safe get behind me
Met this bear told him get behind me
I just robbed mcdonalds
Cause' they're out of ice cream
I'm still from baltimore don't you try me

I get the bag in advance
Bouncin around i look dumb when i dance
He feelin on me and i'm lovin his hands
Hands hands hands..
They wanna see cartwheels and handstands
Roll outta bed and i get a check
2020 is big plans
Beardy boy eatin the internet, netnet

All these thoughts i can't maintain
DDoSing my own brain
Information gone insane
Fuck the follow fuck the fame
Look, i'm a faggot, i'm absurd
I'm a rapper, i'm a nerd
Every bar, every word
Hoping i can get a message heard
Hoping i can get a text sent... 4G lookin low
I dont do it for the clout, nah
Bitch i do it for your soul!

I get the bag in advance
Bouncin around i look dumb when i dance
He feelin on me and i'm lovin his hands
Hands hands hands, yea
They wanna see cartwheels and handstands
Roll outta bed and i get a check
2020 is big plans
Beardy boy eatin the internet
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"​beard eats the internet!!!" appears on "SATELLITE etc" in 2020.

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