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Today I found a thousand steaming hot dogs in my bathtub
Goat's head nailed to my door
There was voices chanting in the toaster oven
And I drove to work from the back seat of my car
At work, the boss was giving away tickets to his own hanging
People are smoking joints out of their noses at their desks
The typewriter was lonely, writing love letters
And the telephones are answering themselves
Whooo

And the supermarket was having a free sale
And the turkeys were climbing out of their packaging
And dancing in the aisles with friendly midgets
As watermelons exploded with delight
Santa Claus ran naked through the city with his fangs on fire
Taco truck was being driven by a hyperventilating cactus
A mariachi band was playing water polo with a prosthetic head
And the furniture was sitting on all the people
And the plates were eating all the food
Whoo yea
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About “Today” by Beck

Read the complete lyrics to "Today" by Beck. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"Today" is performed by Beck. This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Today", explore more songs by Beck using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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