Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

Only If Lyrics by Belizbeha

Charlie’s Dream

0

[Intro]
(Hey you guys!)
Imma get a little mellow
[Verse 1]
Let me begin, a tale for the ages
Set to the tune of a rhyme cuz I got pages and pages
The end is outta sight
Bumpin' thumpin', the rhythm just right
Pull up a chair, my dear, but don't stare
Open up your ears is the dare I'm darin'
Cuz if I got long hair, I'd wash with Prell
And if my name was Eddie Haskel then you'd here me say "Swell"
If I was Chris Columbus, I'd point out land
And if my name was Ren I'd say "What is it man?"
If I was Stimpy I'd say "Joy, joy"
And I'd be yankin' down tubes if my name was Troy
But my name ain't Troy, Stimpy, or Ren
Christopher Columbus, or Eddie, so then
Sit back, relax, and listen up friend
Fattie B that's me, I'm at it again because
[Hook 1]
This (this) is a phat song (phat song)
This (this) is a nice song (nice song)
This (this) is a jazz song (jazz song)
This is only if...
This (this) is a cool song (cool song)
This (this) is a sweet song (sweet song)
This (this) is my song (my song)
This is only if...
[Verse 2]
Well if I had a dog I'd name it Scooby Doo
And if I had bare feet I'd yell, "Yabba-dabba-doo!"
If I got a coach named Bela then I'm Mary Lou
And if I spread my bread with honey you can call me Pooh
My name would be Elvis if I had sideburns
You'd know my name was Ernest if I say "What's up, Vern?"
But my name ain't Ernest, Elvis, or Pooh
And I thought you knew it wasn't Scooby Doo or Mary Lou
The MC K-Y-L-E-T yeah, the Kyle T that's me
I'm kickin' stylee sentences and that's the way it be
Kickin' kickin' kickin' kickin' no more finger lickin' lickin'
Kickin' stylee sentences and that's the way it be, cuz
[Hook 2]
This (this) is a phat song (phat song)
This (this) is a nice song (nice song)
This (this) is a cool song (cool song)
This is only if...
This (this) is a fresh song (fresh song)
This (this) is a cool song (cool song)
This (this) is my song (my song)
This is only if...
[Verse 3]
Now I see Big Bird, I'm on Sesame Street
And if I was a DJ I'd bring a funky beat
One-two-three like this:
"Sunny day, everything's A-okay!"
*children laughing*
[Hook 3]
This is a phat song
This is a cool song
This is a funk song
This is a love song
This is a nice song
This is a jazz song
This is my song
And this is how it goes...
[Breakdown]
Wit the Funka-Funkadelic
Funkadelic rather Funka-Funkadelic
[Instrumental]
[Verse 4]
Now if I was a jerk, I'd pro'bly be a cop (cop)
And if my name was dad, it means that I'm a pop (pop)
If I let my hair grow long, then I'm a hippie (hippie)
And if I twist it up in tails then you can call me Pip (Pippy)
If I got a way with the ladies then I'm Pepe
If I wear a polo shirt by Ralph then I'm a preppy (preppy)
If ya mommy's in my biz, ya call me K-Solo
And if I sing with Cher, then my name is Sonny Bono
But my name ain't Sonny, Solo, Dad, or hippy
Don't ya call me preppy-preppy Pepe-Pepe Pippy
M, to the C, to the K-Y-L-E-T
Preacher preacher preacher preach ya peace to me
{Outro}
Preacher preacher preacher preach ya peace to me
Preacher preach ya peace to me
Credits
Belizbeha

Belizbeha

About “Only If” by Belizbeha

Read the complete lyrics to "Only If" by Belizbeha from the album "Charlie’s Dream". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"Only If" is performed by Belizbeha. from the album "Charlie’s Dream" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Only If", explore more songs by Belizbeha using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Belizbeha · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"Only If" is credited to Belizbeha. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Only If" appears on "Charlie’s Dream".

Visit the Belizbeha artist page at /artist/belizbeha for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.