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Captain’s Log Lyrics by Ben Brinton

Pocket Octavez

2020

This is the Star-Captain’s Log
The star date is 5103
Everything’s smashing! There’s no sense of clashing
I’ve just finished my Earl Grey tea

This is the Star-Captain’s Log
There’s no drama, no treasons, no tricks
We're just sailing the sea of celestial debris...
Although my pilot is a bit of a prick

He didn’t report that the mission abort
Was because of a bad fusion disk
For he speaks with a slur, and he smells absurd
Cause he drinks like a goddamn fish

This is the Star-Captain’s Log
Let me just through this right into the mix
There’s rumors-a-brewing, crеw members are stеwing
About mistreatments made on Deck 6

Someone was fired, for being Pluto inspired
And their partner couldn’t buy them a cake
In the catering line; the food was just fine
But the cooks security clearance was accused of being fake!

This is the Star-Captain’s Log
The star date is 5103
Heads are all clashing, middle-class is collapsing
It’s almost like 2020

This is the Star-Captain’s Log
Please don’t think it’s too much for me to take
But there was an invasion, all hell was a-raisen
And now I’m stranded south of some lake

We called Cortona, but she was long-gonna
I believe her “good-byes” were brief
When the Elites arrived; their lasers all live
And no appearance from the master chief!

This is the Star-Captain’s Log
I don’t mean to bitch, I don’t mean to pout
But I’m dreaming of days, and the friends that I made
At the occasional comedy night out

About “Captain’s Log” by Ben Brinton

Read the complete lyrics to "Captain’s Log" by Ben Brinton from the album "Pocket Octavez" in 2020. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Independent, Acoustic, Comedy.

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"Captain’s Log" appears on "Pocket Octavez" in 2020.

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