[Verse 1] Two, three, four Winter sucks, I think that it's true I need some snowfall before my balls turn blue Beautification is a fluctuatin' So throw me some Seasonal Masturbation And I'm not just bein' a cynical lyricist People go crazy under whimsical realists Just take a look around and I'm sure that you'll see All the biblical bureaucrats at the top of the tree And while the bureaucrats take their bureau-craps I'll take a bureau-nap before I bureau-fap They came with nothin' like a boy without porn And they still got nothin' but the place they're born We turned 'em away, we turned 'em down A bomb falls in the forest makin' no sound Well, there's no one to hear the post casualty orders Cuz they fired the only Doc's without borders We need to give 'em name tags just to be sure Labeling people; have we seen this before? That's right I pulled the Trump card! But I play the best when the hand comes down hard It's the second coming but not of the big G It's the whim of the whiny DT I'm not one to rhyme, it's not my style But to warm the winter I'll spit hot fire [Chorus] I-I-I can't believe my eyes They always tell me lies just when I need them You haven't lived a second till the moment you see Through the guy who lives alone in mediocrity, oh! [Verse 2] I'm resourceful like cave You can find me chillin out in an unmarked grave If it I stopped to save my name it'd be a shame Since everyone calls me lame it's all the same I dug this hole, bit by bit Now I have a place to throw this fit Call it what you want but I ain't no hater I'm a screwball, know it all, pro-masturbator I always filter all the words that I'm sayin' That's manly as fuck if you see what I'm layin' Down with all the talk of hypocrisy I'd never say that someone was less than me [Chorus] I-I-I can't believe my eyes They always tell me lies just when I need them You haven't lived a second till the moment you see Through the guy that lives a life of videography Oh, yeah! Uh-oh, yeah Yeah! Oh-oh yeah, oh [Bridge] I had sex with a girl while digging snow without a shovel She took snow blowing to a whole other level Who needs a pilots license, I, I-I'll just wing it! Pleasure is a search engine, if you're desperate you'll Bing it If there's one thing that I'm good at it's rememberin' lyrics So... uh shit [Chorus] Ah-Ah-I can't believe my eyes I'm always tellin' lies just when I want to I haven't lived a second that's what I hope you'll see There's a thousand million people, places I'll never do or see So don't take it from me I will admit when I'm wrong As I said I can rhyme so This is the end of the track
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