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If I Were Human Lyrics by Ben Visini

Bombhemian Rhapsody (Demos)

2023

[Intro]
Oh geezs, I sure don't like being a hamster (The fuck)
[Verse 1]
The blankie on my cage, tells me it's good night
But running this rat race has never be right
Mostly cause... I'm a hamster
I'm not a rat
But I long to be so much more than that
[Chorus]
If I were human, I could shop at the grocery store
If I were human, I could do so much more
Like carry all the food I need
Carrots, raisins, and seeds
If I'm human, that be enough for me (*Sigh*)
[Verse 2]
I could go to work, in a suit and tie
Get in my human hamster ball, that has wheels, and just drive
I could get yelled at by my boss, for my poor performance
And I'd have thumbs so I can throw that asshole out a window
[Chorus]
If I wеre human, I could live more than 3 yеars
If I were human, I could knock back a few beers
I could be pregnant for 9 months instead of just for 4 weeks
If I'm human, that be enough
[Outro]
If I were human, I would finally feel complete
If I could finally do everything I've always dreamed
Even the simple stuff, like shopping for my own groceries
If I'm human, that be enough for me
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Ben Visini

Ben Visini

About “If I Were Human” by Ben Visini

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"If I Were Human" is credited to Ben Visini. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"If I Were Human" appears on "Bombhemian Rhapsody (Demos)" in 2023.

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