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Someone Sponsor Me Lyrics by Ben Visini

7-Day Songs Vol. 2

2020

[Lyrics stolen from Ben Visini's Bandcamp with the words for the SKIT]

[VERSE 1]
It seems like everybody here but me
Gets hit up by some kind of company
To read some ads and then get paid a bit of money
I think it's my time, I've got some money to make
And I'm so desperate for a slice of the cake
That the first offer that I get, no matter what I'm taking it

It's not a joke, no it's not a bit
I'll sign a contract and submit
Even if the product's shit

[Chorus]
Somebody give me lots of money for a deal
I'll say yes to any brand that sees that I've got mass appeal
My fans can't miss this steal
My loyalty has no doubt
I'll be a corporate sellout
Somebody sponsor me
Somebody sponsor me

[VERSE 2]
You're looking for somebody with flair, well I've got it
I'm perfectly capable of selling your product
I'll guilt trip my viewers into thinking that they really want it
(You know, if you were a real fan, you'd buy this)
You want sincerity, well I'm honest as fuck
You don't want any swearing, well you're shit out of luck
If you want somebody sexy, I'm right here, so call or text me

I'm not ashamed and I'm not afraid
To be up front in how my money is made
As long as I get paid
(how much do I get paid?)

[Chorus]
Somebody give me lots of money for a deal
I'll say yes to any brand that sees that I've got mass appeal
My fans can't miss this steal
My loyalty has no doubt
I'll be a corporate sellout
Somebody sponsor me
Somebody sponsor me

[BRIDGE]
I'll be the person that you want me to be
You'll get at least one sale, and it won't be from me
I guarantee that I never miss
My ad would sound a little something like this

[SKIT]
Hey guys, I just wanted to take a quick second to give a shout out to today's sponsor: [INSERT PRODUCT]
[INSERT PRODUCT] is exactly what you need to make [RELEVANT ACTIVITY] that much easier and that much more efficient
You know, I only take offers from brands I really trust
And let me tell you, I use [INSERT PRODUCT] almost every time I'm to do [RELEVANT ACTIVITY] and I don't think I can go back
Okay, personal story, check...
Um, oh! Promo code! (Silly sounds)
If you'd like to get the best offer you possibly could on the product
Please visit www.nameofwebsite.com/benvisini and you'll get 20% off your next purchase
Look at this dumb motherf*cker, he doesn't have [INSERT PRODUCT]!
Oh my god, how are you even living before?
Get your f*cking life together, jesus damn
Look, it's actually really hurtful, that you haven't even bought the product yet
I thought you were a fan, I guess you're not a fan
If this isn't clicking with you, the only thing you should be clicking is clicking the link down in the description
(Your crush will never love you back until you buy this product)
Again, that's www.nameofwebsite.com/benvisini
I hope that you guys enjoy

[Chorus]
Somebody give me lots of money for a deal
I'll say yes to any brand that sees that I've got mass appeal
My fans can't miss this steal
My loyalty has no doubt
I'll be a corporate sellout
Somebody sponsor me
Somebody sponsor me x a bunch of times
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Ben Visini

Ben Visini

About “Someone Sponsor Me” by Ben Visini

Read the complete lyrics to "Someone Sponsor Me" by Ben Visini from the album "7-Day Songs Vol. 2" in 2020. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under R&B.

"Someone Sponsor Me" is performed by Ben Visini. from the album "7-Day Songs Vol. 2" in 2020 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Someone Sponsor Me", explore more songs by Ben Visini using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Someone Sponsor Me" is credited to Ben Visini. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Someone Sponsor Me" appears on "7-Day Songs Vol. 2" in 2020.

Visit the Ben Visini artist page at /artist/ben-visini for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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