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Cool Kids [live, Chicago 2008] Lyrics by Ben Weasel

The Brain That Wouldn’t Die

2009

There's a real cool club on the other side of town
Where the real cool kids go to sit around
And talk bad about the other kids
Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it
There's Millie, Pickles, and Pattycakes, too
And Cubby's making mean jokes about you
Ha ha
You little twit
Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it
You're fat and ugly and an imbecile, too
And that's why they draw funny pictures of you
And talk bad about all the kids
'Cause it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it
[Spoken]
Take it, Vapid!
They're a real cool bunch of Die Fledermaus-kеteers
And they'll laugh at the Toughskins your mom got you from Sears
You dork
Thеy'll never let you in
'Cause it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it
(Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it)
(Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it)
Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you'll never be a part of it
Woo hoo!
[SONG ENDS]
[STAGE BANTER]
WEASEL: Hey, thanks for being here tonight. I know a lot of people came from a long distance, and uh, I really appreciate it. It's nice
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Ben Weasel

Ben Weasel

About “Cool Kids [live, Chicago 2008]” by Ben Weasel

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"Cool Kids [live, Chicago 2008]" appears on "The Brain That Wouldn’t Die" in 2009.

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