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Playboy Tales Lyrics by Benny Troung

Mr. Got Damn

2011

[Intro]
"And I want to dedicate this piece to all you players, and all you ladies out there!"
[Chorus]
What it do girl, what it do?
Lets screw girl, let's screw!
What it do girl, what it do?
It's your boy Benny Troung, baby girl, let's screw!
[Verse 1]
Got a Muslim bitch, she's from Pakistan (damn)
Call the goons up and we're all banging, man (wow!)
Invade the pussy, Like it's Afghanistan
Got damn man, it feels good to be American (USA!)
Got a bitch named Sarah, man
She's from Paris, France (French)
Oui, oui, she loves my weenie (like it)
Skeeted on her sheets and I leave them greasy
Then I disappear, Benny T. Houdini (magic!)
Got a fine blind bitch named C.C. (fine)
She be rocking shades, but they ain't 3D (damn)
Got my boner popping like Alien 3 (ow!)
Asian John Cena, she can't see me
Nope!
[Chorus]
What it do girl, what it do?
Lets screw girl, let's screw!
What it do girl, what it do?
It's your boy Benny Troung, baby girl, let's screw!
[Verse 2]
Got a bitch named Jasmine, She's an actress
Boobs are huge, but her pubes got rashes (gross!)
Had to get her ass kicked, the bitch burned me
Assault and Battery, I need an attorney!
Got an old bitch, her name's Dorothy
The ho is like 40, but she's always horny (she's old)
She's a teacher, works at a daycare
Damn bitch, I've never seen a pussy with no gray hair! (that's gross!)
You should dye that, tell me where your daughter at
If she need a prom date, tell her ass to holler back
Wendy, Cindy, Jenny, Mindy, all got tats on their ass saying "Benny" (damn)
[Chorus]
What it do girl, what it do?
Lets screw girl, let's screw!
What it do girl, what it do?
It's your boy Benny Troung, baby girl, let's screw!
[Bridge]
Break it down [x4]
If I see a bad ho, man, I'ma take her down
Break it down [x4]
If I see a bad bitch, dawg, I'ma take her down!
[Verse 3]
Met a bitch named Lydia, told me she was Indian
Feather or dot, I forgot
But I took her to my spot (crib), beat up on her twat (fuck)
"Bow bow bow" on the pussy, Waka Flocka (damn)
Got a bitch named Jan (Jan), She's my biggest fan (fan)
She thinks that I'm the man, so we hit it in her van (do it)
Don't come a-knockin' (nope!) if the van's a-rockin' (nope!)
Pull off my condom, cum on her stockings
Benny too sexy for my shirt, Right Said Fred
Just met a bitch, her name's Peg Leg Meg (what?)
Yeah she got one leg, but she got a cute face
And she's handicapped, that's a guaranteed parking space (OK)
[Chorus]
What it do girl, what it do?
Lets screw girl, let's screw!
What it do girl, what it do?
It's your boy Benny Troung, baby girl, let's screw!
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Benny Troung

Benny Troung

About “Playboy Tales” by Benny Troung

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"Playboy Tales" appears on "Mr. Got Damn" in 2011.

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