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How ice spice gave me lice Lyrics by Benoftheweek

2024

[Verse: BENOFTHEWEEK]
I was seeing Ice Spice and it was nice until someone threw a fart bomb
And nearly sliced Ice Spice in front of my eyes
So the show got cancelled even though the tickets were Thrice the price of selling a kidney twice
But as I left, I was enticed by a splice of hair on the ground that resembled Ice Spice
And thought "Is this a splice of Ice Spice's hair from the nearly avoided fart bomb slice?"
But I leaned in and saw rice, except it wasn't rice, it was lice
And thought "Jesus Christ, Ice Spice has lice!" and it crawled on my fingers and gave me bites and a big ol' rash that I had for twelve nights
But I couldn't ruin Miss Ice Spice's night by going on my device and DM'ing her
"Hey ice spice who was almost sliced in half :/ take my advice because you have lice and NEED TO TREAT DAILY IT WITH ALLSPICE OR THE LICE WILL LEAVE BITES!!!!!!!"
'Cause then I had a hunch and she'll think I'm a munch trying to get brunch! So,
I went to Brooklyn Heights avoiding fights in the dead of night
'Cause Google said it's where the sight of Isis Spice house lies
And I followed the lights and went up with my bag off Allspice for Ice Spice's lice
Ready to be her knight in shining armor and it was just...
An Ice Cream place called "Icy N Spicy" that is apparently... famous on TikTok I-
Anyways, my house has a lice infestation now, but the lice is great to chow
So I fill my mouth with as much as it'll allow and eating lice it makes me go "wow!"
[Outro: BENOFTHEWEEK]
Thanks for watching, I'm seeking a therapist-
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