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As Seen on TV Lyrics by Bern and the Bastards

Lobotomy TV!

2017

Do not attempt to adjust your TV screen
We are in control
Come on
You know you want to
Take the easy way out
Come on
You know you want to
Scream, your dreams they want out
Well life’s too short to live in an office
Making payments on your coffin
Sell your soul, direct deposit
Living life vicariously
Through your TV
Vicariously through your TV screen
Your dreams as seen on the TV
Vicariously through your TV
Screen
La na na na na na na
La buh da buh da bum
Come on
You know you want to
Leave your worries behind
Come on
You know you want to
Ease your troubled mind
Well life’s too short to die in an alley
Smoking crack rocks, eating molly
Turning tricks for pretty polly
Wishing life was just as seen
On the TV
Vicariously through your TV screen
Your dreams as seen on the TV
You’re worshiping your TV
Screen
Whoa oh woah oh oh
Take back your mind
And I’ll take back mine
Cause all these years we sat inside
And watched the world just pass us by
I think it’s time we finally tried
To live our lives before we die
So smash your fucking TV screen
And be just what you wanna be
The shackles of society
Will crumble down
We’ll all be free
Yes, we’ll all be free
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Bern and the Bastards

Bern and the Bastards

About “As Seen on TV” by Bern and the Bastards

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"As Seen on TV" is credited to Bern and the Bastards. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"As Seen on TV" appears on "Lobotomy TV!" in 2017.

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