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Online Shopping (Don’t Slap Me Cuz I’m Looking For Drag) Lyrics by Bernadette Cooper

Last Diva On Earth, Episode 1: Planet Sexy

2015

[Intro:]
Fashion Girl
Shoe shopping and Zappa's couture.com
Fashion Girl
Ralph Lauren Online baby
Even when I'm at home
Yes
Don't be ashamed to walk girls
Alright girls get up
You don't have to go to work today
It’s Saturday morning
Get those credit cards together, those debit cards together or whatever
You paid all your bills, got a little money left over and you know how we do
But you got to look sexy while you're doing it
So do your hair girl, it's time to go shopping
[Verse 1:]
Drop top down on my 911 and baby, I'm rolling down the boulevard hey
The sun is shining, it's a beautiful day
And you know I'm gonna treat myself
Because I work hard and I deserve it
I'm going to pull up to Bloomingdales or maybe Macy's they have a sale
Or should I get my nails done before my day begins oh
And I'm going to shop till I drop I'm going to max the credit cards out
I get all excited just thinking about it, I'm a Shopaholic
[Chorus:]
I'm just a fashion girl
Rocking the runway hair
Roaming the neighborhood
Strolling the boulevard
Looking for some new pumps girl
I'm just a fashion girl
Rocking the runway hair
Roaming the neighborhood
Strolling the boulevard
Alright girls, work it like they're slashing prices, walk
Walk the runway girls, come on, up the aisles
Go up the escalator to the second floor
The women's department, yeah
Everything is 50% off, designer clothes, couture fashion
And you know you got to look sexy while you're shopping
Stroll, girls
[Chorus]
Window shopping girls
This is how you do it, girl
This is how you do it, girl
This is how you do it, girl
This is how you do it, girl
Uptown, Metropolitan girls
Downtown, East Harlem girls
We all like to look good all over the world
So call your man or your sugar daddy
And tell him it's time to get the cash ready
Or his American Express card will do just fine, thank you (kiss) but I got to go
I've got to hit Sax Fifth Ave, Harlem Fashion Row
Girl, Where's La Perla at, that's where the sexy's at
Oooh
Target (targé), Dolce and Gabbana
Maggie Barry where's the new designers at
My heart is beating fast I'm going to rock the fetish at last
But I got to maintain my diva status in the store
Sexy on every floor
[Chorus:]
Just cruising, lingerie oh
[Bridge:]
Don't slap me 'cuz I'm looking for looking' for drag
Fashion girl, fashion girl, (Shoe shopping at Zappos couture.com)
Fashion girl, fashion, girl, (Ralph Lauren online baby even when I'm at home)
Fashion girl, fashion, girl, (Yes)
Don't be ashamed to walk girls
Now go down the aisles and roam the racks
Credits
Bernadette Cooper

Bernadette Cooper

About “Online Shopping (Don’t Slap Me Cuz I’m Looking For Drag)” by Bernadette Cooper

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