[Intro: Ed Rooney & Mykael Quinntyn]
Between grief and nothing, I’ll take grief
Ok, I see what's goin’ on, yeah, yeah
The departed, we are the departed
[Verse 1: Mykael Quinntyn]
I think I might be Happy Gilmore after shows
I’m signing bitches titties
Ryan like I’ma show her the biggest pussy, now say hello to Kitty
Regarded as a single dog, who bites but doesn’t growl
Mike understood the assignment
Oh you know the last two vowels
Got some goals I gotta complete but I keep committing multiple fouls
Well she has no idea what shе's doing in College
One night stands with D’еvil
Mike was a asshole veteran, well that's the perks of being evil
I’m still crazy like Riggs in the beginning with this lethal needle
Shit happens, until the marijana that I’m friends with becomes very legal
I would adopt little Will Hunting back when he was an orphan
They always wanna tear your heart out
Told by McLovin who works with organs
Oops, girl now that's day one of long sex
Time for I to head to the ocean
Mike has to check the time
This time with a Rolex on my wrist
We need to get real fast and furious
This time with a little Tokyo Drift
Abracadabra were playing hide-n-seek
Could you tell Mike where the magic is
Bodyguards look like fucking Arnold with all the fucking steroids
That girl is poison, Hey Arnold
Thats the fucking one you should avoid
Right now in 02 I can’t tell you my name, so just call me Roy
[Chorus: Mykael Quinntyn]
Matty D with the groceries, last scene killed, face and all cold
Marky Mark with the lethal weapon, shoot you down, straight cold
We the cool cats in this bitch, 9 lives were all cold
Well the rivals are the departed cause we killed them straight up cold
Yeah, yeah, cause we killed them straight up cold
Cause we killed them straight up cold, straight up cold
S-s-s-straight up cold
[Verse 2: Blaze Ken X]
These bitches for real slutty but I be falling for the lingerie
He don’t even seem to care on who he cheated on
Eye color is straight up gray
It was cool to sell drugs now we moving on to the selling CD’s culture
I spot all the prey, the symbolism of a fucking vulture
They live, they live, except for the career of John Carpenter
My shit is so bushy, grab some tools and be my fucking gardener
Fathers of pornstars, whats it like to have a slutty daughter
Well her catchphrase is I’m so Thirsty so she always denies the water
Sure as hell ain’t Mickey Mouse when we on a rundown with Rasario Dawson
Man, the government has all of the races picking out their cotton
Tired of all this bullshit, its causing massive amounts of exhaustion
[Chorus: Mykael Quinntyn]
Matty D with the groceries, last scene killed, face and all cold
Marky Mark with the lethal weapon, shoot you down, straight cold
We the cool cats in this bitch, 9 lives were all cold
Well the rivals are the departed cause we killed them straight up cold
Yeah, yeah, cause we killed them straight up cold
Cause we killed them straight up cold, straight up cold
S-s-s-straight up cold
[Verse 3: Mykael Quinntyn]
Woah, woah
I got a power that make me teleport around like Nightcrawler
I don’t like to talk to strangers
A talk with me costs a hundred dollars
To be able to control your dogs
You definitely need a dog collar
I got a cousin thats killer with beats named Charles, no Manson
Today I don’t like doing anything besides staying in my 2nd mansion
Up at night watching episodes catching predators with C. Hansen
Patrick Swayze levels of game with a Jenny Gray
Couples dirty dancing
You don’t need a tissue to tell me Mike wheres the fucking excuse after the achoo
Power of the lighting
But I was zapped up by the one and only Zeus
These clever one liners are very useful to fucking let loose
Will Smith is one of out the Philly
Mike is affiliated everyday, everytime with the fucking billies
I visit the fucking wild west country and all I see is damn hillbillies
Albums too fucking long to make Mike drop a full deluxe
Mike signed up to the army
Now I’m at the carnival shooting all the ducks
Popping all the white out the champagne like pimples but are cups are up
Wait another 6 years for the devil side to drop the third cuts
[Outro: Mykael Quinntyn]
Bright for the bills
I use cover for shades
