[Intro: Big Gay, Lil Kermit & Lil f4tty]
Ahoy you matey
Everybody gather 'round
It be your boy, Big Gay
Everybody make a sound
A.K.A. Johnny Depp's lover
Everybody get aroused
'Cause tonight's gonna be a pirate brodown
And Lil Kermit, A.K.A. Captain Kermit Greenbeard, yar har har
Everybody gather 'round
Everybody make a sound
And also me, Lil f4tty
Everybody get aroused
A.K.A. Captain Weighty
'Cause tonight's gonna be a pirate brodown
[Verse 1: Big Gay]
You could call me Captain Hooker, I be makin' booties looser
Always lurking in your dreams, I'm the pirate Freddy Krueger
Too much semen gavе me scurvy, I need my mateys curvy
You be saying that I'm pеrvy, Davy Jones just gave me herpes
I need a fairy boy, Tinkerbell
You can fondle my dubloons, I won't tell
You do as I say or you're off the plank
Or you can turn around and give that little treasure a spank
Hoist up the sail, see a good-looking male
Floating in the deep sea, and he's covered in some kale
He's looking like a pipsqueak, on the deck knees deep
Looking like my type, twink in barnacle-covered feet
I need some cummies in my rummies
Fuck a matey with the runnies
Feed the captain to the kraken just because it's kinda funny
Peter Pan, he can be my new tranny
He can't stand me, but he'll thank me later while I fill his juicy fairy fanny
[Refrain:]
Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum
Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum
[Chorus: Lil Kermit]
Everybody gather 'round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
'Cause tonight's gonna be a pirate brodown
Everybody gather 'round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
'Cause tonight's gonna be a pirate brodown
[Verse 2: Lil f4tty]
Ahoy, matey, it's me, Captain Weighty
Freak with da legs, got the crew going crazy
Searching for some booty, we can hit the lower deck
Isn't he a beauty? You know what's next
Throw the man down, he's ready to cum
Feels like I'm gonna drown, swallowing a gram
Getting head on the head, turn around and spread
Getting bread, now I'm fed, walk the plank, go to bed
My ship can take you anywhere you want
Then my playa sets the sail, sitting in the front
I can hook you up with what you desire
Gold chain, cocaine, I can take you higher
Pubes getting long, grew them for ten years
Someone sucks me off, you could call them Blackbeard
Fuck with our ship, you have nothing to fear
Fucked your whole crew, then we disappear
[Refrain:]
Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum
Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum
[Chorus: Lil Kermit]
Everybody gather 'round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
'Cause tonight's gonna be a pirate brodown
Everybody gather 'round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
'Cause tonight's gonna be a pirate brodown
[Verse 3: Lil Kermit]
I'm a cum-guzzling pirate, ride in any time of climate
Need semen in my diet, let me fondle on your privates
Avast ye: Antivirus, big dick for hire
You got those big juicy muscles I admire
Pull up with my musket, stinkpot and hooklass
Plundering your village and I'm looking for some good ass
Looking for the booty, X marks the spot
Sucking on your pee-pee but I still am top
Ahoy with the soy, you a good-looking boy
With a dick like a brick, you gonna be my new toy
That ass tight, yeah that's right
I've never seen a penis that size
I be plunderin', sunderin', thunderin', I'm not lubberin'
Skippin' and dippin' and flippin' like I'm Politikz
Fuckin' and cuckin' and suckin' on some hard dicks
I come quick, I don't spit
[Refrain:]
Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum
Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum
[Chorus: Lil Kermit]
Everybody gather 'round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
'Cause tonight's gonna be a pirate brodown
Everybody gather 'round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
'Cause tonight's gonna be a pirate brodown
[Outro:]
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