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Vicky Pollard Lyrics by Big Max

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[Chorus]
Come from the backstreets of Little Britain
Gone from the streets of Heywood, then in Bury
Full of scrotes and bitches and bastards
Like that bitch in the alleyway
And that scrote jackin’ off that way, yeah
That’s where she goes, that’s what she knows
She has multiple phones, wherever she goes
Aloha all night in the Lumi Moe

[Verse]
Weirder than Anita Max Win, Drake
You never seem as lively as me, Blake
I’ma judge so much, I’m like Judge Lake
Then once I’ve killed you, I’ma go to the wake
It’s weird that they have a wake for a rake
A rake, that is, with no cake to bake
I gotta lotta opportunities to take
And i’m sorry i can't fuck with a Snake
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Lips looking fresh out of the ocean, Hake
In between the braids, there is a flake
And when im done eatin’ you up like a steak
You are gonna have the worst backache
Worst backache, thats what i said
That’s what I said, thats what I know
Just know-no-no-no-no that I’m coming for you

[Bridge]
I know you’re insecure
I know you’re on the floor
I know you’re a bit more
Than I can handle, making my ears sore
When we’re at war
It’s is like you a tell a story the same way as
Vicky Pollard!

[Chorus]
Come from the backstreets of Little Britain
Gone from the streets of Heywood, then in Bury
Full of scrotes and bitches and bastards
Like that bitch in the alleyway
And that scrote jackin’ off that way, yeah
That’s where she goes, that’s what she knows
She has multiple phones, wherever she goes
Aloha all night in the Lumi Moe

[Interlude]
No because I couldn’t of done
‘Cos I was with Michaela the whole time
Because she was crying ‘cos you know Dominic Malone?
Well he was supposed to be meetin’ her down at the swings to go third base
But anyway he and Pat
Who I like once got off with AS A JOKE
Nicked a whole bottle of Taboni of Stacey Allen’s mum
And hid it in the woods
But then he couldn’t find it
But he did find it but he didn’t like it
So he threw it at a family of Gyppo’s.’

[Chorus]
Come from the backstreets of Little Britain
Gone from the streets of Heywood, then in Bury
Full of scrotes and bitches and bastards
Like that bitch in the alleyway
And that scrote jackin’ off that way, yeah
That’s where she goes, that’s what she knows
She has multiple phones, wherever she goes
Aloha all night in the Lumi Moe

[Outro - x4]
No, but
Yeah, but
No, but
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Big Max

Big Max

About “Vicky Pollard” by Big Max

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