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Connie’s Got A New Phone Lyrics by Bike Thiefs

Leaking

2020

[Verse 1]
Now pushing forty, living in Cleveland
Reciting headlines, donates to Oxfam
Working at Green Earth, he tries to guilt her
"No functioning adult should own a pet lizard"
[Chorus]
Connie's got a new phone
Connie's got a new phone
[Verse 2]
They rent a duplex, maintain a garden
He grinds his teeth to dust, she watches reruns
Nursing some box wine, nursing a black eye
She’s too afraid to leave, but no, she's not afraid of dying
[Chorus]
Connie's got a new phone
Connie's got a new phone
And I don't care at all
Connie's got a new phone
And I don't carе at all
Connie's got a new phone
[Bridge]
Conniе's fallen to pieces
A nagging cavity
Connie's fallen to pieces
Decayed amenities
Incense, cold case
Skull-shaped ashtray
Spray tan, tattoo
Slow-burn tragedy
Star signs, bad weed
Mid-riff showing
Thirteen years gone
What the hell is happening?
[Chorus]
And I don't care at all
And I don't care at all
(Called in a bomb scare)
(Cut her midwest hair)
And I don't care at all
(Cracked her midwest smile)
(Disappeared for awhile)
Connie's got a new phone
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Bike Thiefs

Bike Thiefs

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