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I just hate stupid people
They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?
You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops
Never mind"
"I didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
Was full
Of boxes and there was a u-Haul truck in our driveway
My friend comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?"
"Nope."
"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
Boxes it takes."
"Here's your sign."
Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
Modern man
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's your sign
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
His boat
Into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on
The dock
Goes, "Hey, yall catch all them fish?"
Nope
"Talked 'em into giving up."
"Here's your sign."
I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was
Playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
Him
And I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He looked up at me
Like, "Here's your sign, dad."
Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
Modern man
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's your sign
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
Was a guy
Inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to test that
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want
You to jump
Into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
You."
"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna loose it"
Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
Modern man
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's your sign
Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
Truck into one
Of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks
At my truck
Looks at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"
I couldn't resist
I said "Nope"
"No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
Me."
"Here's your sign."
Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
Modern man
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
Here's your sign
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
House, drove the
Car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out
Of the car, reaches down
And grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"
See...
If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him
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Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

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