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My Wonderful Pain In The Ass Lyrics by Billy Crystal, Randy Graff

Mr. Saturday Night (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

2022

[ELAINE]
Funny thing you should have a doubt in your mind
Listen you, like a rash you got this
Shut your trap, they are gonna love you when you let fly
Funny thing, sometimes I could kick your behind
Think about a life that's maybe not this
Then you come with that old look in your eye
Like you're starved and I'm pastrami with Swiss on rye
There's not a day you don't make me crazy
But I wouldn't take back a single one
With all of the prob' life keeps throwing at you
Well Jesus, you better have fun
And though there are times when I'd gladly kill you
I put up with forty years more
You hog the bed
You give me gas
You'll knock 'em dead
My wonderful pain in the ass
[BUDDY]
Funny thing, I'm the one supposed to be strong
Look at me acting like a baby
Funny thing, I thought when we met I was saving you
Funny thing, you put up with me for this long
I drive you nuts, I make a mess, well maybe
Spotting you on that night out of the blue
That's one thing I did right—still can't believe it's true
[ELAINE & BUDDY]
There's not a day you don't make me crazy
[BUDDY]
The ace up my sleeve, my one great success
Me, I'm a wreck, but you're still and always
The girl in the polka-dot dress
[ELAINE & BUDDY]
Though there's not much fun in growing older
I'd sign up for forty years more
[BUDDY]
You give me hope
You give me class
[ELAINE]
You make me laugh
You take my sass
[BUDDY]
I love you, signed
Your personal pain in the ass
[ELAINE]
You're looking good
[BUDDY]
You must be blind
[ELAINE]
You think we could?
[BUDDY]
Might take some time
[ELAINE & BUDDY]
I love you, signed
Your wonderful pain in the ass
Credits
Billy Crystal

Billy Crystal

Randy Graff

Randy Graff

About “My Wonderful Pain In The Ass” by Billy Crystal

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