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Feature Presentation Lyrics by Billy the Fridge

Old Fashioned

2012

[Verse 1]
The following presentation is rated R
Yeah I play the part a real deal mega star
Go on hate it hard I'm virginal vagina type, right?
That's kinda like tryna fight a stick of dynamite
Sober than some china white
Come on baby give a snort (oops!)
That was the bath salts now I'm naked with a ninja sword
Stick it in you whore it'll make a red samurai
Weed so tough it'll make your dead grandma high
I got a camera guy to follow me, reality
Television tell 'em fridge is oozing sexuality
Hella bitches jealous and they want my head, Game of Thrones
She can keep her dragons
I want that booty make it known
They say take it home, I say let it ride
Cadilac door swing open better get inside
If your tripping high I'll beat you down you druggie
You're dancin' with the devil hell I'll teach him how to douggie
Yeah they love me, all the ladies love me
They don't give a fuck if I'm fat and butt ugly
And I don't give a fuck if they're fat and butt naked
I'm just tyrna brumpski her butt cheeks, rump shakin'
Pump fakin' run juice on a pretender
Got a mail-order-bride she screamed return to sender
Turn to cinder burn the sinners raw too
Like he in a small room pump up the volume
What's it called (boom!) bass bumpin' in the speakers
Got a vodka bottle takin' shots in the theaters
Jocks in the bleachers teachers in the meth labs
Seen it in the movies now the cuties in the death cabs
Hold your breath Pabst blue ribbon sippin'
Fat dudes spittin' ask who's gettin' chicken
Sittin' with a few freaks chillin' on a nude beach
And I'm so fly that I gotta buy two seats
[Outro]
Now please take your time to turn off your cell phones
Shut the fuck up
And enjoy our feature presentation
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Billy the Fridge

Billy the Fridge

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"Feature Presentation" appears on "Old Fashioned" in 2012.

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