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Not Gay Lyrics by BionicPIG

PIG

2017

[Intro: Skit between Aaron and the girl]
Oh, uh, hey, uh, I was just
Yes?
Uh, wondering- *clears throat*
Yeah?
If you'd uh, want to go out on a date sometime?
Of course! I would love to!
Oh, oh uh- oh really?

[Verse 1]
Fuck, my brain's in a tizzy
Got me a girl who might let me touch her titty
We get dinner and a movie 'round 7
Then around 10 you might say I'll be in heaven (Yeah, babe!)
Gonna make me a dick like a whip
I'm gonna smack her
She better bring a wheelchair
Hit by a linebacker
(I mean my penis!)
(Yeah)
We get to the bed
She lookin' great
But then I look down and tell her to wait
I went to the bathroom and I found that
I couldn't even get it up
What the fuck is going on?
Fuck!

[Hook]
I'm not gay
But my dick is gay
I want to 'bate to girls all day
But my dick won't let me
(No it won't)
Yeah
My dick won't let me
(Like, I'm serious, I'm not gay. I mean, seriously.)

[Verse 2: Aaron, his dick, and the girl]
Yo dick, what the fuck?!
I'm trying to get this bitch to get me to nut
What do you mean, bitch?
We just finished staring at your best friend's little tiny dick tip
Nah, man, that wasn't even me!
You just got it up, and brought me to my knees
Are you really gonna blame me for doing something?
You and I both know that guys get us cummin'
Fuck you, little dick!
I just want vaginas, and that's it
Um, are you seriously talking to your dick tip?
Oh- no no no, no, I just-
No, that's it. I am not having it, I am out of here
W- wait, no, come on babe
What the fuck is wrong with you?
It's my dick that's gay, not me

[Hook]
I'm not gay
But my dick is gay
I want to 'bate to girls all day
But my dick won't let me
(No, it won't)
Yeah
My dick won't let me

[Bridge]
I promise I'm lovin' the butts and the sucks
But my dick doesn't seem like he gives any fucks
And he knows I'm down with the pink
But he thinks I'm down with the stick
Which I know I really don't like any guys that you see
And I know there was one time I touched my best friend's little pee-pee
And my penis was hard
But I just knew that it was my dick that was gay
I- i-, i- it wasn't me, it wasn't me, I swear
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BionicPIG

BionicPIG

About “Not Gay” by BionicPIG

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"Not Gay" appears on "PIG" in 2017.

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