INTRO:
You fucking bitch
Pick up your fucking flip phone
VERSE 01:
Bitch, where the fuck was you Tuesday? Wit that dude you say
I wasn't at work that day,bitch, what'cha do? Go with him an play?
You went there looking for me? Boo, what a lame excuse anyway
Keep playing me I'm gonna end up with another love song OK
You fake, cock sucking bitch I never knew you was this way
Fucking love? It's evol in it's own ways
You try to flip this shit on me? If I gave you more love, you say
“Okay, yeah and I'm woo-woo, ay?”
Well, screwed you, and I'll get back in them pants some day
Oh, no – you say you already got a boyfriend – oohm touche
You were too slutty for me, thought I was the one you've been looking to be with?
But I ain't
And I can't see you when you make that wittle boo-hoo face
Cause I'm gonna call up your phone, babe
Leave you voicemails on your damn phone
You feeling sorry? Too late
Go fuck someone else, you make me wanna go fuck someone like I don't even know they
Here's what I think of you, fucking babe
HOOK:
My life would be so much better if you'd just drop dead
I was laying in bed last trying to figure out these thoughts going in my head
Til I woke up in my bed, and this nightmare I've dreamed of had fled
I'm back on my fuck hoes, with this hatred for brunettes
But shit? I hate all hoes the same, sweetie come on
Excuse me hun, but I'm such a broad person, and your
Not ready for this anger with all these love songs that are on
Cause you don't care for my lo-ve, I said lo-ve
Now I'm ripping them in two parts, and threw up thinking about it
Who do you think you a-are, miss?
Guess it's my time for me to get up from this pity party that I'm in
But I'll never say the L-word again
I Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo... Love you bitch!
Aaahhh, I hope you this song and go into a cardiac arrest
My life'd be so much better without you
VERSE 02:
Think this love is evil, this bitch lied when dating me
I'd hop on a freeway tryin to run some time by and just think
I'd be arrested by cops, they'd let me go cause I told em I'm only driving high, cause a bitch drove me to the brink
I feel as if I don't need hoes, with a whole new hatred for brunettes
But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby sing along
Excuse me Pun, but I don't wanna be a playa I just fuck a lot
But she channels every chain my neck holds when rhymin along
Cause you woman broke my he-art, I say he-art
Cause you tore it into two pa-arts, and threw it at my heart
Who do you think you i-s, bitch?
Guess it's time for me to wipe the pity from my face and go to that party
But I'll never say the L-word again
I Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo.... Love you
Aaahhh, I hope you hear this fuckin song and get heart cancer
My life'd be so better if you would just
HOOK:
BRIDGE:
Cause you told me, you loved me, ha, bitch, that was a lie
Now I never, wanted some bitch, to cry, so bad in my fucking life
But fuck this, there's other fish in the sea
VERSE 03:
And I'mma bite some kind of time being single sucks
For this night, bitch you make me
0 to 100, shit, I must be the energy of
Wanksters ho, I got no Oscar like my boy Leonardo Decaprio
I might hit the club, there are so much to pick
Great for me, say suck it, kick some drinks back, get hammered and impale her
Find bitches tryin to get attached, but I'm tryin to latch onto the tail of
And hump her she's askin me if she's into a three-way
Like she's bitching to get hit
Yeah, I'm itching for a bitch
But they ain't nuntin but hoes and tricks, that's what we call a hitter and a pitch
Bitch you complain when you sittin to me
She throws herself at me, that's what I call pitchin a bitch
All these girls is hitting on me on site
They got me hitting them up for a call, but my dicks on strike
So all love shit is null and void, bitch you a droid
I avoid Cupid, stupid, he looks for me even when I try to avoid
Oye-yoy-yoy, man oh man, ahoy-hoy-hoy getting sick of these girls-girls-girls, doink, doink, doink
You fuckin clowns, all I hear is you're fucking mouth now
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
My dicks all 99 of em; I need a shrink ray gun
I need to chill the fuck out, I hope you hear this song and you don't adjust
Have a chest attack and just
Drop teary and Ima tape a fuckin porno after this
Cause yes
HOOK:
OUTRO:
You still listening bitch, you know I love you
