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Squats Lyrics by Blake Rules

2014

[Chorus: Blake Rules]
When I was young my Mama told me I should follow my dreams
Now I coach a girls volleyball team

Squats, squats, squats
Let me see those
Squats, squats, squats
Let me see those
Squats, squats, squats
Let me see those
Squats, squats, squats

[Verse 1: Blake Rules]
You don't know the facts
I just wanna die and come back to life as
Rihannas yoga mat
Hold me back
Ima blow a stack
On a black leather backpack
Give it to a tumbler brat
Where your cats at
Sittin' on my lap
Where your ass at
You should bring it back
Where the cash at
Give it to me stat
You a ass hat
You should give me daps
When I pass by your ass but your ass wack
Wack ass
I'll eat that ass for breakfast
Scratch that ass off my checklist
I'm so passive aggressive
I'm Blake man I got a lot of raps
Do a lot of drugs
Eat a lot of snacks
Take a lot of naps
Ask me if I give a crap
All about your ex or your tats
Rappin' shit
I'm the bomb dot com
Moms love me like rom coms
They eat my nuts like nom nom nom nom nom
All the way to Honk Kong
I'm the most bestest
And you're on the guest-list
And this is my swan song
When I die and I'm long gone
At my funeral play the thong song

[Chorus: Blake Rules]
When I was young my mama told me I should follow my dreams
Now I coach a girls volleyball team

Squats, squats, squats
Let me see those
Squats, squats, squats
Let me see those
Squats, squats, squats
Let me see those
Squats, squats, squats

[Verse 2: Blake Rules]
I got more flavor than a one ton funyun
Hardcore break down like dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun
And I make a nerd cry like onions
Chop it down like Paul Bunyun
Where the hell you come from
Now they want some beats from me
But the only drums you get from me are
Conundrums
Dums dums
Pow pow
I do blow with lil bow wow
Don't have a cow man just bow down
You don't get no shout outs
Ima take your chick when I get that check
No disrespect
I just flex you just fuck my ex
Get new kicks then I kick your neck
Watch Netflix with a chick I met
That was at south by southwest
And I swear that mouth the best
But please do something about that breath
You nasty
And your face smells like Doritos
And your boyfriend's a guido
And your butt just looks like meatloaf

[Bridge: Blake Rules]
Squats, squats, squats
Let me see those
Squats, squats, squats
Let me see those
Squats, squats, squats
Let me see those
Squats, squats, squats

[Verse 3: Auggie The 9th]
Byakugan I can see em all
Sharingan I can see em all
Rinnegan I can see em all
Fuck Takaba
I don’t fuck with Paul
Every single day I watch anime
Every day I grab the cake I smash the cake just like Ike did Anna Mae
Channel my sensei through a seance
My enemies are weaker than Princes who a saiyans
An emperor with cadence
Hey mom my heart is darker than the skin of Akon
Niggas feel fire in their direction
They hopin' I would lay-off
Painting Picasso’s with a crayon
To make it more difficult I paint it with rose-art
To make it more spiritual I slay them to Mozart
I’m aiming at your picture when I’m home and I throw darts
Doing drive-bys with paintballs in a go-kart
Brrrrr stick em
Brrrrr hit em
Brrrr get em
Get em
Get em
Get em
Brrr
I’ll get em
I’ll get em
I’m Battousai
And Yato God
And Goku-San
And Young Gohan
Gurren Lagann
I knew you was soft on tumblr you left ya comments on anon
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Blake Rules

Blake Rules

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