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All I Want For Christmas Is My Nuts Lyrics by Blip

Blip Presents: A Very Crappy Christmas

2022

[Verse 1: Collin Smith]
Silent night
Holy shite
My balls are gone
Where did they go?
Someone must have stole them in my sleep
All I want for Christmas is my nuts
[Chorus: Collin Smith]
Not peanuts
Not chestnuts
Not walnuts
Just my nuts
Not peanuts
Not chestnuts
I just want my balls back
[Verse 2: Collin Smith]
Silent fart
Oh, I just shart
This is bad
Mom is mad
Now I have a rash everywhere
I have to buy some new underwear
[Chorus: Collin Smith]
Not peanuts
Not chestnuts
Not walnuts
Just my nuts
Not peanuts
Not chestnuts
I just want my balls back
[Bridge: Jacob Watson]
I'm gonna find my balls
I'm gonna find my balls
I'm gonna find my balls
If it's the last thing I do
Merry Christmas, you flippin' Jew
[Bridge 2: Collin Smith]
Yeah
Gonna find my balls they- they gotta be around here somewherе
My balls, my precious balls
Took them in my sleep, that thief
That piеce of crap
I wanna find my balls right now
My nuts my- my- my testicles
Where did they go?
[Outro: Clinton Smith]
I'm gonna find my balls
I'm gonna find my balls
I'm gonna find my balls
Oh, they were in my pocket the whole time
It's a Christmas miracle
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About “All I Want For Christmas Is My Nuts” by Blip

Read the complete lyrics to "All I Want For Christmas Is My Nuts" by Blip from the album "Blip Presents: A Very Crappy Christmas" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Metal, Holiday, Rock.

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"All I Want For Christmas Is My Nuts" appears on "Blip Presents: A Very Crappy Christmas" in 2022.

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