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After another allnighter of killing
Turkey makes movie madness pit stop rental
For some goretits and blood spilling
I tried to rent 'Don't Go In The House'
But some dipshit beat me to it
Instead I got stuck with something called Boarding House!!!
Alone on the racks it sat stinking like slime
Battered, worn out, and beat up
A forgotten VHS turd in time
Said it starred someone named 'Kalassu'
And directed by 'John Wintergate
I wondered and shouted out loud 'WHO???'
I did not expect what I saw on my TV
My brain began to instantly rot
As new heights of lunacy flashed before me
Early 80's shot-on-video pioneering trash
Piled on the gore, filth, and boobage
So greasy and stupid it gave me a rash
Cheesy commodore 64 opening credits
With loud obnoxious sounds grating my ears
And really testing my limits
Tells the tale of the cursed 'Hoffman house'
A premise so flimsy and weak
I hope a chick at least takes off her blouse
Boarding House!!!
Where the rent won't kill you
But something else will!!!
Boarding House!!!
Along with the new residents
Something else moved in!!!!
Camaro driving sleazeball re-opens the place
Pathetic rat-tail sporting, weasel looking bastard
'Tom G Warrior with AIDS' with an even uglier face
Ad in paper looking for 'beautiful women with no ties'
1980's sluts arrive firing up the Jacuzzi 'n bikinis
I really couldn't wait until everybody dies!!!
Slasher-style killings, bad dreams and pie fights
Bad editing, fake accents, dime-store gore fx
Wow this flick really f*cking bites!!!
But the more I watched, the more my sanity fled
Sitting through this shitbucket of a flick
Meant that people would soon be dead!!!
Boarding House!!!
Where are you Kalassu, John Wintergate
And the others???
Boarding House!!!
You've taken 95 minutes of my life away
So how do I than you???
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Blood Freak

Blood Freak

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