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Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Doug Lyrics by Bloody Crying Twinks

revenge of the deadnaming pastor

2022

Doug is god and the devil
Jesus, Joseph, Mary, Doug
Jesus, Joseph, Mary, Doug
Jesus, Joseph, Mary, Doug
Jesus, Joseph, Mary, Doug
Douglass, Mary, Joseph, Paul
Saint Splenda, Sugar in the Raw
I’ll take the train down to your house
And I will sleep there on your couch
And you will be awake for days
And we will talk about nothing
And I will make you scrambled eggs
Together, we’ll drink coffee
Climbing up Mount Everest
There’s warrants out for our arrest
But we are happy as two clams
To be two lovers on the lam
And I am cutting onions so
If I start crying then you know
That I will hold you in my arms
And I will keep you safe from harm
And deep inside your spice drawer
I havе kept some very nicе things for
The next time that you’re feeling sad
I’ll say “here, now, I hope you’re not as sad”
Peter, Paul and Mary, Doug
Well, look at how deep this hole goes
I hope they fix us up real quick
You hope the doctors fix your nose
I hope I see you in my dreams
You hope to see me in your dreams
I hope you like me just as much
As I have come to like you, Doug
Inter trading Pokémon
These cards will soon be worth a lot
After we open our time capsule
Can’t believe the luck we’ve got
And then we’ll win the Power Ball
And then we’ll drive three states over
And find ourselves a pretty mall
And have a hostile takeover
And Jesus, man, I love you Doug
Jesus, man, I love you Doug
And someday you will have a bed
And you won’t sleep inside the woods
And you won’t eat out of the trash
And you won’t stand outside the gas station
And ask people for cash
And we will live inside the mall
And we will live inside the mall
And Jesus, Joseph, Mary, Paul
Splenda sweetener sugar haul
And sugar rush and Candy Crush
And please just hold my hand, Doug
Please just hold my hand, Doug
Please just hold my hand, Doug
Please just hold my hand, Doug
Please just hold my hand, Doug
Please just hold my hand, Doug
Please just hold my hand, Doug
Please just hold my hand
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Bloody Crying Twinks

Bloody Crying Twinks

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