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Midlife C​(​h​)​ris​(​t​)​is Lyrics by Bloomington Cutters

Humming Status, Singing Quo

2018

[Verse]
On the 8th day
God woke up from his nap
Kicked his feet up and cracked
An ice cold High Life
On a marquee
Of a church in Ozark, Missouri
He named his fictitious story
Called it religion
[Pre-Chorus]
R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N
That’s what it read
[Chorus]
Believe, believe
In anything but me
Believe, believe
There is no Plan B
In God we trust
In God we trust
[Verse]
On the next day
Hazed from the champagne of beers
Post-drunken anxiety nears
Of judgement's passing
Another marquee
On a church in Flat Lick, Kentucky
God changed the end of his story
Renamed “forgiveness”
[Pre-Chorus]
That’s when God found Jesus and said
That’s when he said:
[Chorus]
Believe, believe
In anything but me
Believe, believe
There is no Plan B
In God we trust
In God we trust
[Verse]
And then his son came
And all of our problems were solved
He'd walk on the line for us all
Songs of salvation
Bad Samaritans
And cynics thought they were slick
“Hey bastard!” “You son of a dick!”
To Christ on a crosswalk
[Pre-Chorus]
That’s when God killed Jesus and said
[Chorus]
Believe, believe
In anything but me
Believe, believe
There is no Plan B
In God we trust
In God we trust
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Bloomington Cutters

Bloomington Cutters

About “Midlife C​(​h​)​ris​(​t​)​is” by Bloomington Cutters

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