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Blowfly Meets Roxanne Lyrics by Blowfly

Blowfly On Tour ’86

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[Verse 1]
For the last few months her magic cunt
Had controlled the whole damn nation
Georgia's senators, Russia's prime minister
Were defeated by a pussy sensation
With an oversized clit and a pussy made to lick
She could outfuck woman or man
But her pussy would plop on a powerful cock
The day that Blowfly met Roxanne
You shoulda been there
And watched all of that fuckin' going on
You shoulda been there, yeah
And watched Blowfly turn this fine bitch on
[Verse 2]
I heard about this bitch who was a serious freak
When it comes to fuckin', she plays for keeps
Some said she's a woman, some said she's a man
But she's a rowdy little bitch the guys call Roxanne
I take [oughta?] the pad, I pulled up in the garage
She was lyin' on the floor listening to Boy George
I looked at her cheek, my dick hard and fast
I wondered how many dicks had been up that ass
Uh, I forgot the Vaseline
[Verse 3]
She looked at my dick and she opened my mouth
It remind me, the door of the ol' shithouse
Now I've had lots of women with a little more class
But I couldn't keep my hands off of that ass
(Oh yeah)
Oh, you like that, huh bitch?
How about takin' two fingers?
Yeah, see, can you take three?
Ah, you want some more, what about four?
Yeah, I know it, I knew it
[Verse 4]
She took me in a room to a dick-shaped bed
Proceeded to give me some serious head
Felt like rocks in her mouth, had my dick expand
She winked her eye and said, "That's why they call me Roxanne!"
She took them out, one by one
And tried her best to make me cum
[Interludes]
You like it?
(Yes)
How is it?
(It's so hard)
And big
And good for ya
Because it's filled with twelve essential vitamins and minerals
And I want you to get your minimum daily requirement, bitch
You shoulda been there!
Watchin' all of this dick goin' in and out of her mouth
Yes, you shoulda been there!
I fucked that bitch all over the house
Now this bitch was known to put a knockout drop in your Mountain Dew
And when you come to, she woulda been did all kind of freaky things to you
I knew that shit, too
[Verse 5]
She fixed me a drink, and one for herself
And said, "When you're through, I'm gonna fuck you to death"
So I sneaked and threw a penny into the sink
And when her head was turned, I switched drink
She drank hers and I drank mine
And the bitch was out cold in a little to no time
I tied her hands and her feet to the bedpost
If she loved to fuck, she would get an overdose
I covered my prick with some sand and grease
I did to her what she tried to do to me!
[Outro]
After I got through fuckin' her, she was just lyin' there
So I figured at least she owed me cab fare
So I went into her pocket and got me some money and left the hotel room
Four, five hundred dollars
Mastercard, Visa, American Express
Not too much to brag about, you know
Some of you guys think this is all lies
All this shit that I've been talkin' about
But if you travelin' the world and you run upon a girl
With her pussy and her asshole torn out
You say "Hi Roxanne, where's the Blowfly man?"
Ha, I bet she's lookin' for me, don't tell her where I live though
Just tell the bitch I live in, uh, Bimini, or Cuba or some damn where
Yeah, even Russia
Blowfly and Roxanne
Yeah
[Moaning]
You mean that's it?
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