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Unholy Missions Lyrics by Bob Kaufman

1959

I want to be buried in an anonymous crater inside the moon.
I want to build miniature golf courses on all the stars.
I want to prove that Atlantis was a summer resort for cave men.
I want to prove that Los Angeles is a practical joke played on us by superior beings on a humorous planet.
I want to expose Heaven as an exclusive sanitarium filled with rich psychopaths who think they can fly.
I want to show that the Bible was serialized in a Roman children's magazine.
I want to prove that the sun was born when God fell asleep with a lit cigarette, tired after a hard night of judging.
I want to prove once and for all that I am not crazy.
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Bob Kaufman

Bob Kaufman

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