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Slingshot Lyrics by Boilermaker

Watercourse

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Stones don't throw themselves
So grab your slingshot
Granny, grab your slingshot
Granny, grab your slingshot

Sitting there by the phone
Trying to find a ride home
Thinking to myself
Seems no one will help

If my horse breaks a leg
She will kill it
Shoot me with her slingshot
Kill me with her slingshot

Hey, Mr. Handyman
Can you give me a hand?
I need some sympathy
Granny's all fucked up now
She seems all broken down
She needs some sympathy
Granny's slingshot is jammed
She needs another hand
To help aim it at me
Granny's slingshot is jammed
She needs another hand
To help aim it at me

Stepped out on the porch with her
She found a stump on her crossword
Broken hands across her lap
Cigarette stain holes on her lap

Hey, Mr. Handyman
Can you give me a hand?
I need some sympathy
Granny's all fucked up now
She seems all broken down
She needs some sympathy
Granny's slingshot is jammed
She needs another hand
To help aim it at me
Granny's slingshot is jammed
She needs another hand
To help aim it at me

Stepped out on the porch with her
She found a stump on her crossword
Broken hands across her lap
Cigarette stain holes on her lap
Drops fall from her hand
Onto the porch below
Cigarette stain on her robe
Broken hands across her robe

About “Slingshot” by Boilermaker

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"Slingshot" appears on "Watercourse".

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