[Intro: Bon Qui Qui & Alexander Wang Employee]
"Oh, that's cuute!
Yaaas!
Oo, that one's cute, oo, that's real cute!
I'ma see how much 'dis is
Uum, excuume, sir?-"
"Yeah?"
"How much 'dis purse, right here?"
"That's thirty-five hundred dollars"
"Thirty-five hunnid?!-"
"Yes"
"Oh, just thirty-five hunnid? Oh, that's it? Oh, that's it?"
"... yes, that's correct."
"Oh, that's like a sale, then? That's a good, good, size; that's what I'm talkin'..."
"No, it's not a sale, honey... "
[Verse 1]
Yeah, I wanna ball like Kobe, but ya' girl just gettin' sign
So, I'm think' 'bout that purse, but I will never step in line
I'm a window-shop professional
Broke, but still capable
Got this feelin' when I wanna shop, it's so 'ensatiable
I hop up in my whip, like, "This is it, I'm on a mission"
Take a ride, and momentar'a, almos' hit this baby kitten
Then, I pull up in the parkin' lot and look up at the sign
I'm at that T.J. Maxx and all these low prices, blowing my mind!
[Refrain]
I want, I want Alexander Wang!
I want, I want Alexander Wang!
I want, I want Alexander Wang!
But, I can't affo'd it, so fo' now, you can catch me at the
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
But, I can't affo'd it, so fo' now, you can catch me at the-
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
But, I can't affo'd it, so fo' now, you can catch me...
[Verse 2]
I'ma Maxxinista!
No shame, that's how I role!
Yeah, I want that Alexander, but I'll take this Kenneth Cole!
Gurl, it's kinda' like the same, except for quality control
You can find me at the sa-lo rack, stakin' up these clothes
Yeah, one day I'll be on a level where money ain't a thang
And I'll fly to New York City just for Alexander Wang
Play some Jay-Z and Alicia on my Beats by Dr. Dre
And get picked up in a limo at the front of J.F.K
I'll be like a rock star!
Ballin' every day!
Getta' fancy car, take it to the Bay
Weather man status, I'ma 'bout to make it rain
But, I'm still up in the ghetto, 'cause ya' gurl will neva' change
[Refrain]
I want, I want Alexander Wang!
I want, I want Alexander Wang!
I want, I want Alexander Wang!
But, I can't affo'd it, so fo' now, you can catch me at the
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
But, I can't affo'd it, so fo' now, you can catch me at the-
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
But, I can't affo'd it, so fo' now, you can catch me at the...
[Confession]
Dear Mr. Alezander Wang
I don' know if you remem'er me, but...
My name Bon Qui Qui, and I uzed to work at your store for one day. Well, now that I don't have my employee discount, I can't affo'd yo' purse
Acctu'ly, when I did have the employee discount, I still couldn't affo'd yo' purse. Spt, but anyway, I waz wonderin' if you could, maybe, gimme my job back? 'Cuz I really wanna' get dat new leopar' purse!
Sincerely
Bon Qui Qui
(P.S:-)
[Refrain]
(I want, I want Alexander Wang!
I want, I want Alexander Wang!
I want, I want Alexander Wang!
But, I can't affo'd it, so fo' now, you can catch me at the
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
But, I can't affo'd it, so fo' now, you can catch me at the-
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx, T.J. Maxx and Marshals
But, I can't affo'd it, so fo' now, you can catch me at the...)
[Instrumental Outro]
