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The 1986 Doink City Massacre

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Welcome. The year is 3069. America is in ruin and marijuana doesn't exist because some total chode sent an army of robots back in time to the year 1986 to kill every weed smoker in the world. Now, these robots known as Bonginators police the streets with laser guns and kill anyone who attempts to resist

This reign of terror seemed hopeless until you came along. You are a member of an elite resistance force known as the Doinkinitеs. You wear camo shorts, a bandana around your forehead, and don’t givе no shits. You have been selected because of your hunkin bod to go back in time to stop the Bonginators. Only you are capable of such badassery

Only you are capable of such badassery. Only you can prevent...

...The 1986 Doink City Massacre
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About “Intro” by Bonginator

Read the complete lyrics to "Intro" by Bonginator from the album "The 1986 Doink City Massacre". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

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"Intro" appears on "The 1986 Doink City Massacre".

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